Author: shigawireib

I Taught This Dude How To Dominate [F]

I dated a guy who said he was “extremely experienced” in bed. TBH, he had fucked many more people than I had, but this is a perfect example of why quality really matters.

I had recently ended a string of dates with four guys who were batshit insane in bed, including one who was hooked on controlling me. I had always been a natural submissive one, but he kind of made me realize how much I enjoyed being degraded.

I do, however, mention my preferences to this Inexperienced Dude and he’s like, “Oh, that’s so sexy! My favorite.” I assumed that we were on the same page. There were a few warning signs, though. He once questioned whether I would ever swallow, for instance. I thought, “I literally have cum all over my body, bro. The least kinky place I’ve taken it is in my mouth “[Yes, there is a story I have about that.] He also once questioned what a guy would need to do to convince me to perform an anal. “Ask for it,” I said. Read more »

The Nerdiest Birthday Sex [F]

Since I celebrate birthdays a lot, I kind of have a rule about birthday sex.

When I explain this rule, I occasionally receive strange requests. I’ve tried a cheerleader outfit (which was weird), worn a toy in public, and been asked to perform anal numerous times haha

But.. I didn’t anticipate this one.

When I offered this up to my ex[25M], I was expecting some sort of debauchery because he was really into rough sex. He gave it some days of contemplation before telling me he knew what he wanted but couldn’t quite express it.

“I’m worried that you’ll laugh at me.”

“Hey, I’ve gotten some really strange questions since I put this out. I will not make a judgement on anything.

“Ok… It’s a very, very nerdy fantasy that I’ve had for a very long time.

“Am I portraying Gandalf?”

“No, it was only… You’re aware of the video game I play? Where all of friends are online?”

“Um… yes?”

“Can you give me head while I play it?”

Laughing was difficult to resist. The night before, this dude poured hot wax on me, and the next morning, he spanked me with a spatula. Read more »

[F] fucked my Neighbor

This happened years ago when I still lived at home.

The woman next door fucking despised me and was an awful bitch. She was a religious jerk who had an issue with just about everything. So, that summer I did a lot of tanning in my backyard, just in bikinis, not naked or whatever. She brought up that I was distracting her son and her husband and was vulgar while she argued with my parents. Although coming clean about your own man looking at other ladies is amusing, whatever haha.

She, unfortunately irritated my parents to the point that they told me to leave. I was fuckin furious and thought the smug b*tch needed to be disciplined. So I made extreme attempts toward her husband whenever I saw him, even in front of her. I made a point of wearing low-cut shirts and tight clothing all the time, constantly gushing about how attractive he was and how I had a thing for older men. It took a while to get him to start flirting back, but ultimately he did. Read more »