Seduced by the neighbor lady… [MF]

Back when I was 19 (maybe still technically 18), I learned that a few guys from high school had an apartment together and were looking for another roommate to cut costs. It seemed great since it was a 4 bedroom apartment, there would be 5 other guys. It was practically a community college version of a frat house. Some of the roommates played in their shitty garage band in the kitchen. We would have people over all the time, usually gullible girls who thought the band was talented. It was during one of these drunken parties that we received a guest.

We hear some furious knocking and a women’s voice yelling. The overcrowded apartment paused as practically everyone stopped what they were doing. I look around as the woman knocked on the door some more and I could make out some of the words. Mostly complaining about the noise, but she was now the only one making noise at this point.

The Red Flag (Sex with a crazy person)…[MF]

Picture a lovely, young woman, standing in a living room with her pants in one hand and her phone in another, yelling, “You are so fucking insensitive! You dick!” before going on some psychotic meltdown…

It all began during the summer of 2009 and my dumbass self wound up with some slackers I knew in high school who managed to pool together and get a 3 bedroom apartment which housed 5 other guys ages 18 to 21 (Bryan, Kris, Ricky, John and Alex). The apartment itself was decent, but it was sardine canned into a massive complex with sketchy neighbors, and only a few blocks from a mass transit center so often people who didn’t live here would wander around onto the complex.

Now three of them (Bryan, Kris, and John) had a shitty garage band and tried to use this to score gullible chicks. Alex was essentially the guy on the couch who’d disappear and reappear in the apartment in time to pay his rent. Another roommate named Ricky was a virgin in every sense of the word. He was sheltered until we agreed to move him into our apartment. Ricky was the 21 year old in our group but the guy spent his time playing videogames, watching anime and obsessing over samurai swords while wearing his trench coats.

The time I fucked my roommate… a cumming of age tale [MF]

This all started when I had just graduated high school in Portland, OR and decided I was ready to live on my own. The initially plan fell through and I wound up living on some friend’s couches, but because most of my friends were female and I was an 18 year old, I looked to find a place of my own. Meanwhile I was working part time and signed up for classes at the community college during the summer. It was here I met a girl in her mid 20’s (I will call her Sarah), who just happened to be looking for another roommate (to split rent between herself and another girl named Tiffany). It all seemed fine and dandy, I would pay $200 a month to have a room with no door to stash my bike, mattress and a trunk of clothes,