Over the year or two I spent getting laid mainly off dating apps while I was single, this is the only time it was just as simple as fucking. This doesn’t seem to be uncommon for a lot of people, but all the other times for me I at least had to take them on a date.
This is back when you could post “stories” or whatever for all of your matches to see. One night, in a horny, and admittedly foolish and inappropriate, rage, I posted a dick pic on my story for everyone to see. Surprisingly enough, someone quickly “liked” the post. Her name was Alexus (sounds about right, right?), and we had matched a while back but had never messaged each other. I responded by messaging her what you would expect a horny douche bag to: “You like that?” “Mhmmm” she replies. “Show me something I’ll like?” We exchange numbers and she sends me a great closeup of her tits — average size, maybe smalls Cs, very perky, tiny little brown nipples. From the rest of her pics, she’s dark complected, dark curly hair, honestly not the hottest, but attractive enough with a solid body. I later find out she runs marathons.