[MF] My daughter’s gorgeous college friend wore the sluttiest one-piece bathing suit I’ve ever seen in my backyard pool. And then it got crazier…

…but I’ll warn you now, there’s no sex. Still, I had to make a throwaway to get the whole experience off my chest.

My daughter has a smoking hot friend from college—I’ll call her Alice. My daughter (“Sam”) goes to college close to home and has brought Alice to dinner a few times, so we’re on a friendly basis. And she is a total knockout. Slender, dark-haired, long legged, and with an hourglass waist and an absolutely incredible set of big, perky tits—D-cups at least. She’s always friendly to me and of course I’m alway thrilled to see her, but I try to keep my cool and just be her friend’s dad. I mean, c’mon… she’s half my age.

But still, when my daughter told me Alice was staying over last Saturday night so they could have a “pool day” on Sunday my mind began racing for excuses to be out back near the pool. I decided that would be a great day for me to organize the tool shed. (Hey, judge me if you want—this is a confession.) Until then I’d only seen Alice wearing jeans and cute tops and my mind was racing with visions of her in a bikini.