I [M] had the 2020 version of the J. Geils “Centerfold” song happen, so I updated it

I was in my early 30s, recently divorced and working 60 hours a week. I connected with an amazing young escort and fell for her, dreaming of a Pretty Woman ending. But she moved and I never saw her again. Still I always looked back fondly on my Pretty Woman for helping me through a tough time. It’s nearly 30 years later and I’m staying at home due to Covid, bored and scrolling through Pornhub. That’s when my 2020 J. Geils Centerfold Experience happened.

Gangbang MILF

Does she blow? Does she fuck?
Will I come complete?
My online escort angel
Pulled me from my office seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me shame

Years go by I’m lookin’ through a Pornhub video stream
And there’s my escort angel on the pages in-between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the gangbang MILF
Angel is the gangbang MILF

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Angel is the gangbang MILF

You Ruined Me [MF]

You ruined me. More to the point, you ruined my sex life.

I will never forget the first time I made you have an orgasm. We were in my parent’s bed, and it was the first time you let me give you oral sex. You came, hard. Your hips were bucking and you were pushing your pussy against my lips and tongue. Your body tensed up and you were screaming in pleasure. It was amazing.

After that first time, I learned to make you cum easily with my fingers. I knew precisely the spot to hit, deep inside you. I knew exactly how to move my fingers, the amount of pressure to apply, the way to stroke your G-spot. I could make you cum over and over. It was so hot. I loved watching you orgasm. I felt so great, being able to give you so much pleasure.

You came the first time we made love – on a pile of blankets and cushions in my basement. Do you realize how rare that is? Every time I have heard a woman tell about her first time having sex, she says it was miserable. But at our first time, you’re whole body rocked with intensity. You were, literally, screaming and moaning. Lord knows how we managed not to wake up everyone in the house.

Hands all over her [MF] [Group]

We were about a year into our affair when she began to share her most intimate fantasies. In the one that came up most frequently, she was surrounded by men who were touching her all over while I fucked her fiercely. That one made her so hot. I decided to make it happen.

It was our second visit to a swingers club near Pittsburgh. The first visit we were voyeurs and exhibitionists but had no contact with other men or women. We knew the lay of the land and we were comfortable walking in the door.

After a few hours in the lounge area we had polished off the wine bottle we brought. Couples were making out all around us. Boobs were exposed and so were a few cocks. A woman in the corner was giving a vigorous blow job while a small circle of men and women watched. It was time.

We went to the group room and settled onto a corner of the enormous bed, which was made up of several king sized mattresses pushed together. There were a few people around the perimeter of the room and we were alone on the bed – but not for long. A passionate kiss led to groping, clothes coming off, and soon I was atop her missionary style, slowing pistoning in and out. We were both completely nude.

[MF] A pussy unlike all the rest

Jane was in my wide circle of college friends. She would party with us on the weekends but she wasn’t part of the core group. Jane was a little too straight-laced for our band of pot heads and misfits. She was serious about her studies. Even when she partied, she maintained more self-control than the rest of us.

Jane had an adorable face. Cute as could be, with short blond hair, full lips and yes, dimples. She was about 5’6″, slightly overweight with a wide booty and small chest.

When we were in our friend group, Jane and I spoke a little but never got into any deep discussions and we never got together one-on-one. That changed, however, when I purchased a used motorcycle. Jane was intrigued and wanted to go for a ride. Her father had a motorcycle and she loved riding with him. Since I was a little drunk, we agreed to go for a ride the next day.

[MF] [MF] That time I fucked my girlfriend and her roommate, separately, within an hour of eachother

The first week of my college freshman year, I became friends with two girls who were rooming together two floors above my hall in the dorm. Sandy was a hippie chick with long, thick red hair, freckles, and a killer body – thin but not skinny, sweet little ass and a set of full Cs. Sandy was a stoner with a well-deserved reputation for being easy. Her roommate Janet was quite the opposite. Janet was an exchange student from the UK, brought over on a soccer scholarship. She was blond with short hair, and a strong, stout body. Not fat, just really solid and meaty. She had no waist to speak of but had a magnificent paid of Ds. Unlike Sandy, Janet was quiet and rarely hooked up with the guys.

I often visited them during the first semester, usually bringing along a joint and spending hours in their room with dorm mates giggling and partying. About mid-way through the year, I found myself alone with Janet after a night of drinking and we hooked up. We started dating right after that and I was enjoying having a girl friend living two floors above me. Janet turned out to be no prude and was a lot of fun in bed.