Author: SexyOwlGirl

Hey boys (and the shy girls). Been a while since i posted so how about a quickie? I’m on my phone again (laying in my fwb’s bed. He came and passed out) so let’s just damn autocorrect out of the gate: duck you, autocorrect!!

Okay so this is but first month of college. I visit a girl friend at a nearby school known for its parties. The theme is ABC enough stands for anything but clothes. I think you get the idea. So I thought long and hard about my costume because I didn’t want to be the freshman with a shitty costume. I finally figured I’d make my outfit out of… Victoria’s secret bags. You know, the pink striped ones women carry in the mall.forcing you to imagine if they bought dirty lingerie or something bland, then imagine them in the dirty stuff? Those bags. Plus I thought it was clever. Read more »

Well you have been so kind with feedback, I decided to drop another little story. It might a longer now I am at my keyboard.

My freshman year (last year, I am a late birthday) I had a long distance relationship with a guy about 5 hours away. We got to see each other about once a month and he usually came to see me. Problem was, he was too college-poor to afford a hotel room and I went to a very conservative school. He couldn’t even come in to my dorm lobby. Every weekend he visited he slept in his car hoping the campus cops wouldn’t notice lol.

So, needless to say we had to get creative to let our uglies bump. One visit, we went walking in a park that is in the middle of the city. It is one of those massive parks that has recreation equipment, courts, and kids toys in clearings near the parking lot then a dense forrest with a variety of walking trails. In an attempt to kill some time before dinner we went for a walk. We are just holding hands, wandering onto whatever trail when all of a sudden he pins me to a tree and starts aggressively kissing me. I reach around him to pull him closer and he grabs my wrist, pinning them to the tree over my head. So we make out, grinding our hips together for a few minutes until he pulls back and just starts walking away casually. I stand there dumbfounded for a moment before running to catch up. I was breathless that he was so aggressive in public then, just as quickly, flipped a switch back to chill. Read more »

I’m typing this on my phone so bear with me with any mistakes. Not the most salacious story perhaps, but a damn solid tease (which so many people don’t appreciate).

So I work at a restaurant known for owls and girls in spandex. I have tons of regulars and horny guys using all manner of shitty and creepy pickup lines on me. Except one. He is around 30 but looks 25. He comes in with books and reads while eating, always polite and unassuming. He says he like the burgers and I’m inclined to believe him. He doesn’t leer at girls and looks you right in the eyes (holy Jesus is that rare). So anyways, we struck up a friendship. And I would tell him all about the ways I love getting fucked, who I was fucking, etc. The fact he was so polite I felt naughty just dumping this information on him. One visit he asked how we avoided panty lines. Since it wasn’t busy at all, I just yanked my shorts up and showed him my thong through the pantyhose. Just casual and flirtatious. Another time I let him look for 5 seconds at a pic of my in my underwear. Anyways, I had introduced a pretty heavy air of sexuality between us. And he just kept on being pleasant. Never tips 20 bucks or more like most guys thinking they can buy my sexuality. 25-30% which he says is a tip plus the T&A fee. All this sincere kindness drives me wild. Read more »