[MF] Watching porn with a friend gets messy

Casey and I had been friends for close to a year. We had initially met in the context of flirting, despite the fact that I later discovered she had a boyfriend. Nothing really came of it and I realized that she gets off on attention. She liked to bring new people into the friend group and flirt with them, like some kind of game or conquest. Once they gave her what she wanted she’d move on pretty quick.

Despite that, Casey was a fun person to be around. If she wanted to she could make you feel like the most important person in the room. It also didn’t hurt that she looked like a model: tall, lean, classy tattoos, piercing blue eyes and a delicately chiseled jaw. But that was all runner up, the real prize was her lips. She had by far the most divine, luscious lips, perfectly shaped. The way her pouty lips rested on her gorgeous face, if I hadn’t known her I could imagine her speaking french: tongue and lips dancing around her smoky voice.

[MF] My first date with a stoner chick

This story is from a particularly chaotic phase of my life that led to many bad decisions, also known as my 20s. The story is completely true but certain details may be modified to protect the parties involved and because my memory is shit sometimes. Anyway I met Gina where I meet most women, on the world wide web. She’s the type of girl that has a meme for her profile pic and if you really investigate you can find like 4 pictures of her on the entire internet. Very understated beauty, not really interested in showing herself off. I found that compelling and I also wanted to get laid, so I reached out to her.

If I could describe Gina as succinctly as possible, I would describe her as a 5’2” petite, Mexican girl with a shaggy, dark pixie cut and the soul of Kurt Cobain trapped inside her body. Her clothes, her hair and her living quarters were all grungy as hell. She looked like she smoked more weed than she ate food. All I knew about her was that she liked to draw intentionally ugly comics and she had the most stunning brown eyes I’ve ever seen.