[MF] Finding another that wants the same

During a business trip I found myself bored and horny. Firing up random chat apps and I found her. She was married as well and looking for a fling and we hit it off. We traded a pic and when the night turned late I coaxed her into inviting me over. After finding parking at her apartment and navigating the confusing layout I finally have her come out to figure out where she is.

She stood about less than 5’5″, not a midget but super tiny and petite. I’m 5’10” and I was a giant compared to her. It was apparent when I had to lean down to kiss her. She was shaking in anticipation and my hands along the small of her back didn’t help to ease her. She wore a loose shirt, underwear, leggings, no bra. Her nipples were noticeably erect under her shirt and I enjoyed playing with them as I continued to kiss her. Still shaking she couldn’t stop smiling and being shy.

[MF] The Curious Tale of the untouched MILF

I’ve done a lot of *weird* in my life. And perhaps some of it is just someone’s normal, but it’s all relative. This one, however, was surprisingly on the exceptionally weird mark for all the circumstances that occurred around the hookup. We met on a dating app, exchanged pics, and she wanted me to come er. Of course it’s still in the early evening, her kids are awake. So I come over and behave myself….mostly. I sneak in kisses and groping her while her kids run around, I don’t want it to be awkward.

Then it gets awkward when her husband comes home. It’s awkward because she’s poly and her husband just isn’t interested in sleeping with a thick black woman with overflowing tits and a huge ass. We exchange pleasantries and he retires to the bedroom shortly after the kids go to bed. With her alone I start to grope her mercilessly. Her nipples are very sensitive and I can tell she is soaked because I can smell her through her leggings. She gets up to try and do anything else but I follow her. I corner her in her kitchen because it’s far enough away from the bedroom and I start to dry hump her. With the sensitivity and the foreplay she cums from the friction of my crotch through her panties.

[MF] The lonely Latina MILF

Swiping on a dating app one night for myself and I come across “Bianca”. She’s in her late 30s (and I in my late 20s at the time) and I start chatting with her. She’s about 5’8″ and the few pics she has I can see the baby weight of her kids are all centered in her massive hips and ass. After some back and forth we have it set for her to come over. Now at this point I’m pretty naive when it comes to cheating and I figured she was just being nice and wanted to just make friends. Which is why we made awkward small talk and she left after like a half hour. We talked on an off for a few days after and I made an innocuous comment about being lonely, and she blurts out about how her husband hasn’t touched her in months. of course I tell her that’s a tragedy and she’s beautiful and suddenly she wants to come over that night.

[MF] Sey time in the woods

I started talking with Lindsey for a good solid two weeks. She was a few years older than me, one teenage kid, and got out of a shitty relationship and moved back in with her parents. More than that she was short, curvy, and was into my jam of talking about kinky things. We made plenty of sexy talk back t back until one day we just had enough and she was getting off work early from a weird shift and wanted to meet.

I parked outside her work (she didn’t have a car of her own) and waited for the 10 minutes until she was done. I could see her peeking out of the blinds and she was giddy with excitement. She closed up shop (closing shift!) and once she was out the door we were the only ones in the parking lot. Of course we talk in person, being the first time we met each other. There was the build up of sexual tension between us and as she lit up a cigarette to ease her tension of moved closer to her. She was short (barely 5’2″) and I had to lean down a little, but after the awkward physical tension I couldn’t help myself. We started making out and my hands slowly went down to grab and lift her juicy butt. She was wearing grey leggings and it bulged out enough so that I felt her panties through them. I slowly made my way up her body and started cupping her breasts through her shirt. She started moaning and she pulled back enough to finish her cigarette and get in my car.

[MF] Before Netflix & Chill there was DVDs & Doggy

So this one-off hookup started innocently enough. I always have had a thing for thick latinas and she fit the bill. Chubby, perky smaller tits and a cute face. We messaged each other back and forth for a long time and never broached the topics of sex or anything related to that. Her housemates were out for the night and she wanted to invite me over for food and to hangout. I honestly figured this was innocent and nothing would come of it.

I greet her at her door and get invited in, and its pretty uneventful. She shows me the living room, the kitchen, then her room. She’s living in some bohemian getup with a bunch of fabric on the walls and her bed on the floor. That’s cool. It takes up the entire room basically so I guess we’re both sitting on your bed (subtle hint 1). Doorbell rings, it’s the pizza guy. She brings it to the kitchen and I greet her there. There’s a weird thing in the air as she looks at the pizza and looks at me. “I’m not really hungry right now, are you?” Not being hungry myself I dismiss the pizza and suggest we start the movie and come back to the pizza (subtle hint 2, no one passes up pizza except for sex).

[MF] You never think a former pageant queen would be into being degraded, but there we were and here we are

The texting and the date were innocent enough. Asian cuisine and really SFW conversation. It was so vanilla Ben and Jerry’s would call it “Two Twin Beds and Nightgowns at Night”. Thus dinner concludes and a gentleman walks the lady out to her car. But obviously by the gilded dragon…..dog…….thing that I really wasn’t paying attention to we decided to kiss. And we held it. And then some more. Then her tongue starts going in my mouth like she’s a dental hygienist and my teeth need to be cleaned.

Of course that’s weird so I grab her and make her tongue behave, which makes her body melt and she shifts sideways. I hold her harder and that is just exactly what she wants. We mutually pull away to catch our breath and she’s drunk off of hormones. She still has that wonderful pageant smile paired with stark blue eyes. Of course after a life of watching what she eats has left her a big chubby, it mostly filled in her hips and butt. I wondered what it would feel like in my hands. So I pull her closer by her hips and touch the booty. This is exactly in gameplan and I’m falling for it.

[MF] I filled her kitty and then played with her kitty

During the process of my divorce we decided to divest our shared assets and walk away from each other. It was down to the vehicle, which I didn’t want and had to get a new one. I went back home for a break and to complete this transaction and in the midst of it reached out on dating apps for fun in the meantime. She had made a post wanting a muscle dude with a nice beard. So of course I shoot and say I may not have a beard but I have a uniform. And of course that somehow worked. And once we swapped SFW pics and chitchatted we had a time and date setup that was convenient for both of us. She was average height and chubby with a nice perky chest, red hair, and blue eyes. Best of all she was on the pill, preferred creampies, and was into being manhandled.

I enter her apartment and she’s wearing a very green silk robe, and nothing else. I can tell she’s pretty into me because her nipples are erect and as she welcomes me in I plant a kiss on her lips and she leads me the short way to her bedroom (hey I know this game it’s my playbook!) I strip down and she just slinks off her robe (sans wizard hat) most sexily. As she lays on the bed I kiss her lips and make my way down to between her thighs to eat her pussy.

Not wanting to waste time I just bury my face between her thighs and my lips and tongue go straight for her under lips and her clit. She tussles my hair in her fingertips as her head arches back in bliss. After I feel her getting sufficiently wet I climb on top of her for the slipperiest sex. I didn’t count on her being dripping wet but she told me as I slipped in she says she’s been teasing herself for quite a time and she gets super wet when she’s turned on. By “super wet” it feels like someone has dumped a glass of warm water all over my cock and balls. She looks slightly embarrassed and I lean in to kiss her and tell her how turned on I am because, holy shit, it’s super wet ball slapping sex. I pick up her legs and start to pound her hard while I watch her body jiggle and sway until I cum hard and deep inside her. As I’m cumming she wraps her legs around me and breathless she keeps me inside her and we make out.

We get up and she gives me a tour of her apartment and we go over her life and I watch her move and jiggle in her robe as we take breaks making out all over her apartment. I excuse myself to use her restroom and before I can use it there’s a pair of beady eyes staring me down.

**MEOW**

I guess this pussy is pissed I fucked it’s mom. It’s okay, at least when I leave it isn’t for a pack of smokes and scratchoffs. The cat runs off scared of the naked man with a half erection needing to pee. When I come out she’s playing with her kitty (nonsexual) and I see the box of cat toys. Well I indulge myself and I get out the little cat lure and start to tease it. She giggles and laughs at the naked man playing with her kitty. I get bored and sit down on her couch and she immediately slides off to give me head to make me hard again. When I have my erection back she climbs on top of me, gets into a frog stance and starts to grind and bounce on me. I start to lick and tease her nipples and I squeeze her boobs hard as she moans and grinds harder and bounces so hard the couch starts to creak and give.

She hops off with a huff and grabs my hand. She throws her robe off and gets on her bed on all fours. Her head lays down as her ass is presented and she says to me “fuck me and pull my hair”. Not one to deny someone pleasure I do exactly as she wants and her bedroom is filled with the sounds of my super wet balls slapping against her pussy while her hand plays with her clit and my hand is full of her fiery goodness. In the corner I spot her kitty giving herself a bath and it and I lock eyes in the most weird way.

It stares at me with the intense fury that it just sent Satan a direct request to make my life a living hell.

I disregard the lamentations of a creature half in/half out of our world and continue to pound the incredibly sexy woman that’s soaking my crotch until she’s begging to have me fill her. I spank her ass as she yelps and I grab her hips to thrust hard inside to shoot my load deep inside her. She grunts hard and grabs my hand as she feels me filling her red velvet cake with creme frosting. We lay in bed for a while until she remarks she has work tomorrow. And I understand this and collect my things like the out of town hookup that I am, kiss her, and leave. I eyeball the cat in the background and move on back home for a shower and rest.

**Cat-clusion**

Nothing of note happened to me that I didn’t cause for myself after this event, so I surmise the feline train of thought was nothing substantial nor detrimental to my life. She ended up scoring a much better job and that meant moving out of town to a totally different state. We had kept up some semblance of erotic snapchats and sexting but it cooled off to a dry text or two and we simply stopped communicating.