I rolled over in bed to the sound of buzzing from my phone. I grabbed my glasses and put them on to clear the blur from the screen. “Yur a fuking asshole” sent at 12:44 AM from Lisa. My girlfriend’s best friend wasn’t always the nicest to me. She never really understood what Shannon saw in me, and quite frankly, she wasn’t a fan of her not spending all her time with her. Lisa was a pretty girl, but she was rough around the edges. She didn’t have any trouble finding guys to take her home from Frat parties or the bar and fuck her, but when it came to seeing her again, guys seemed to move on quickly. She thought she was funny, but she was just mean. She swore to much, drank too much, didn’t care about other people’s feelings. Just in general she was a jerk. Honestly, I don’t know why my sweet girlfriend Shannon liked her. I opened my phone and saw three messages from her:
“WTF Jason? You made Shannon wear her swimsuit under her Toga?” – 11:55pm
“Who the fuk even tells there girlfriend what to do?” – 11:56pm