I’m not the prettiest woman in every room, but I’m damn sure the best at getting a man off. I talk a big game and I always deliver. That why I’m the one who is always leaving with the hottest guy.
I take pride in being a slut. I lost track of how many men I’d fucked way back in college. I lost count of the women I’d slept with long before that.
Now I’m in my 30s and live with my female lover. She and I have an understanding. I haven’t gone more than a few weeks without some random dick in over a decade. I didn’t plan on breaking that streak any time soon. Then the quarantine happened.
There are a few guys I could call up and be sure they haven’t left home, but part of the thrill is when it is random and new. I like a chance meeting with a complete stranger or picking a handsome face from a dating app and just going for it. Unfortunately, going for it was off the table.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Everyone is social distancing, and I definitely want to do my part. I had to be innovative.