About 4 years ago, I was regularly dating a guy who was a bit adventurous sexually. So one day he presents me with a remote controlled sex toy and wants me to insert it and give him the remote. It sounded like lots of fun but we had guests coming for a barbecue. He reminded me that we still had about 3 hours before guests would arrive, giving us a couple of hours for playtime and still have plenty of time for a shower afterward.
I agreed to give it a try and the fun began. The remote only had 4 buttons and it took a few minutes to figure out because it had lots of functions and speeds. There were 2 buttons that were basically forward and back buttons that you pressed to scroll through the various functions and the other two changed the speed. He hadn’t completely figured out the buttons when I realized that this toy was my best friend. The various combinations of functions and speeds gave a crazy variety of sensations, the strongest of which would bring, within seconds, the kind of orgasm that causes involuntary thrashing about, screaming, eye rolling and intermittent paralysis of the lower limbs. By now you probably have an idea where this is going, but I’ll proceed anyway.