Author: SavvyGforce

A song about not getting laid got [M]e laid [NSFW]

The song I’m talking about is No by Megan Trainor.

After being at the club for a hour and not dancing I finally decide to get on the floor and dance. While shaking it I notice a suitable mating partner within a few clicks.We made a seconds worth of eye contact before she heads off the floor to her table and I drop a pair and decide to head her way. I walk up and say “Hey” she looks at me with the coldest look and says “No”. Confused I respond ” I didnt ask you a question” and again she says no.

The stupidest idea flashes though my mind to recite the lyrics from Megan Trainors “No” and I go with it and say “Your name is?” And from there we go back and forth reciting the song until she laughs and asks for my cheesy pick up line. I said looking at you I cant tell where the good times end and the consequences begin and that “cheese” must have been the icing on the cake. We continue to talk and she mentions that it is impressive that its been a whole hour before I tried to get her back to my car. I make the suggestion and we head out. Read more »

I had sex with my cheating ex and her ex girlfriend [NSFW]

For about a month I’ve been seeing this girl who likes to body build. Its been going great up until about 4 days ago. She drops the I’ve been cheating on you bomb on me. From the day we first got together till two days ago shes been texting, going on dates and having sex with past lovers and new lovers. I lose my mind and cut her off. This morning after ignoring her for days I finally respond. We talk and get to the point of understanding and eventually just a few notches below where we once were.

Around noon we make our way to the gym and as usual. While there we take turns spotting each other as we lift weights. While I was lifting this girl comes up, short and lean, freckles and red hair down to her back. She starts talking to my friend (Felicia the cheater) and they start to slowly distance themselves from me and start to get close to each other. Suddely the red head gets mad and is whisper yelling at Felicia. I go over to them and as I get closer the redhead walks away not before shooting me daggers. Felicia admits to me that she was one of the girls she use to sleep with behind my back. She had broken the news that she had been cheating on her as well. Read more »

[NSFW] Last night I had sex with a female body builder.

Last night had to be one of the best nights of my life. To start off for the last few weeks I have been going to golds gym and the last few times there has been this 6’3 190 amazonian just pumping iron. I’ve been wanting to try the new crossfit section they implemented so I go down to the area and there she is working out.

I go to the corner and line up the litte weird weights that you have to slap and clap idk whats its called I only mention this because she is laughing because I am setting them all types of weird. She helps me, we exchange names ( tidbit her fucking name was Felicia how sexy is that?) and we work out. There was a spark so I ask for her number I get it and we text for a few days leading up to last night. Read more »

[NSFW] (M)y experience with a straight best ..acquaintence?

Hey all I figured I start posting back again. Now that my stripper life is done I have some stories that I can share with you from when I last left reddit.

This happened about 4 months ago. Or atleast it was around a time to have a holiday party.

Christmas eve-ish to like New years I was partying it the fuck up. I got a small but decent holiday pay and it paid for a weeks worth of sex on beaches at my local bar.

Me and my friend Ned (the straight one) for the week has been hitting up the bars, malls,clubs trying to have some fun with males and females alike. I was fucking batting like Mr.3000. I had so many men inside my condo you would think I was like a prostitute ; but my friend however he was striking pretty hard. He only managed to make out with a really cute blonde for maybe 20 minutes before she decided to ditch the bar with her friends. Read more »

[NSFW] How I lost my anal virginty.

Hey guys itd been awhile since I posted a story of mine so I decided to give into story time after reading some weird ones on reddit.

This is how I lost my anal virginity.

Back when I first moved out, I came out to my family about being bisexual and I’ve been abusing craigslist for random meet ups. At the time I would only recieve head and top for guys I really liked until one day while, I was receiving head, my partner stopped worshiping my cock and started to trail down to my taint. I’ve been licked there before but not like this. He was swirling his tounge and sucking up and down taking in one of my balls. Out of reaction I leaned back, lifted my legs and held them with my arms so he can get all of my lower half. Read more »

How I became i male prositute. [NSFW]?

Edit: Curse you reddit for not letting me fix my deep title!

Okay another question I get asked a lot is how I got started in this field. Like anybody who you will ask will 80% of the time say they needed money.

It started 5 years ago.I was in college living by myself, living paycheck to paycheck, and on the cuffs of eviction. My land lord wants half of what I owe to stay. Two months behind and I'm already sitting at about one grand. My temp job canceled a job I was supposed to be working at and left me in the wind. Read more »

Male stripper experiences/stories. [NSFW]

Alrighty, sometime ago I posted that I recently lost my stripper job and I revcieved a good number of messages wanting to know about, in particular, a snippet I said about how brides have sex with the stripper and their friends.

While in the previous post I did say that I would that I could recall about maybe 20 of the hundreds of parties that I performed at that the bride would even touch their friends. However a good number would involve a sex toy or two.

Now for something that actually happened, Maybe a year into my career I got a call from dispatch for a bachlorette party for the then up coming weekend. They told me they also paid for services so I should plan accordingly. At this point I've, if anything, always been considered a top. I've had anal sex a good handful of times but usually I was the one dishing it out. Read more »

I got fired from my stripper job for accidental insemination. [NSFW]

About a month ago I worked for a agency that dispersed strippers/ hookers for parties. I've been there for almost 3years. It was one of the most grueling jobs I've ever had. It was so physically demanding. Its like dancing in the shower in front of sometimes hundreds of people for HOURS. So I get a call from dispatch. A couple is getting married and they want a stripper/sex. Nothing I haven't done a handful of times. I take the time to get prepped. They give us the job days in advance (sometimes weeks if they plan that far ahead) but I go to the gym knock off some flab, beat my meat so I don't cum as easily and sleep in the numb condoms so I can't feel anything. I get to the site about 30 women ranging 25-30, and I do my usual act dance, go to the audience, strip and see whose bold enough to take me on. So 10 minutes in a partner of mine comes in and takes the spotlight so I can go off in a corner so I can take it easy dance with the shys. But this bunch here was out of this world hype. They wanted sex sex and more sex. Raw. So I danced and fucked up until this cheeky red head with the tightest vagina I've ever experienced shuffles her way through the crowd to get to me. At this point I'm dying and I'm trying to get out of the room into the back so I can quire literally take a load off. She comes up and grabs my hips and kind of sways with me and hikes up her skirt. I reluctantly rub my dick on her pussy. I go slow rubbing her clit. I try to pull out to go on her face or some place but she turns around pushing against the wall goes the fu nine yards and I just let go. I nutted so hard and she wasn't too happy. She fussed and went to the restroom to clean up and out. A few days later I'm assuming they called to tell what happened. I get called in and they canned me.