So I had gotten married too young (at age 22), and my bride and I had waited until marriage to have sex…and it was a total disaster. It just didn’t work… blah blah blah…look, I tried.
But after three years of being married and still not getting any I was getting desperate. Beyond it, really. So I started going back to my old hobby of cybersex as some relief. Having done it since i was way to young to be doing it, I was also way too good at it – phone sex, too. But then, that wasn’t enough, my wife wasn’t doing anything the doctors told her…so i created a new account on the chatroom advertising my intentions. I wanted something on the side. And, for the most part, I got treated to a lot of pie. But eventually found one person who didn’t blow me off. Weirdly, her chat profile featured a bible verse, but something just told me…