One time my guy (29m) and I (28f) were approximately one Patron bottle into our evening out and decided that car sex was the next activity (duh). The parking lot of a shopping center was to be the location (intelligent selection, we know). It’s probably like 9 or 10 pm so the parking lot is pretty full and it’s already dark out because it’s winter, so we figure (yep, drunk) that we’re good to go.
After about … An hour or two someone comes up to the car to suggest we try our activity elsewhere.. lol
He’s in the back seat and I’m sitting on his dick with my face pretty much hidden (much to my pleasure).
This woman, an employee of the Ross store we were parked in front of, says “Why I always see this shit outside of Ross? Y’all really had to just go at it right here..couldn’t get a hotel room? Maaan I should have NEVER quit Nordstrom Rack. Why this shit always happen outside Ross?” And then she walked away.