This story is 100% true and probably the craziest sexual thing that I’ve ever done… so far. So, a few years ago I was going out for a New Year’s Eve celebration at a local bar with some coworkers. I was pretty awkward and had a ton of social anxiety and, to be honest, I wasn’t really excited about this New Year’s Night out at a packed bar. But I bucked up my courage, put on a good button up, slim fit jeans, and some nice leather shoes. At that point in time I was a bit skinnier than I am now. I’m a guy, about 5’10” and pretty thin, but back then I was even thinner, probably 150 pounds.
I headed to the bar where I met about 7 of my coworkers – at the time I was working at a coffee shop so my coworkers were all around my age and pretty chill, and some of them were also incredibly sexy. I’ve always been bad about “keeping things professional” with my coworkers. I know I should, but if someone catches my eye and we start to hang out, there’s no telling where it might end up going. A few of my coworkers bought a bottle of bourbon for the table and we got things started off right. We start throwing back shots, and I had the best seat to notice all of the gorgeous women coming through the front door in their cocktail dresses. I started to wonder if I was going to score a midnight kiss, and decided that was my goal for the night.