Author: s0m3thingc1ever

I took home Minnie Mouse on Halloween, had amazing sex, then invited another couple to join us [Group]

It was Halloween and my friends were all split in different directions that year. My ex-FWB, Penny, was hosting a party and invited almost all my friends to go over to her place. Most of them opted to go since there would be a lot more girls there and a slightly better chance to hook up with them. One of my buddies, Kurt, was heading over there later but was down to go out to the bars with me first. Another friend of mine, Pete, had not been invited to go because Pete was a bit of an asshole. That said, Pete was down to hang out with me and invited some of his friends — including a girl he had dated a few years prior, I’ll call her Karly.

I let a few other people know where we would be and over the course of the night a few stragglers came and went. One person that showed up was someone I’ve identified before as Vanessa. I had met her a few months before on OkCupid, but she wasn’t my type. She was a pretty, smart, redhead — which I liked — however, she wasn’t quite my type physically and her ‘Minnie Mouse’ voice was incredibly irritating after a while. Read more »

Our 10-year HS Reunion Turned into a Gangbang [Group] MMMF LONG

This will be a long one. For background, high school was not my favorite period of time. I moved a lot as a kid and by the time my family settled down I was better at reading books and writing stories than I was at normal human social interaction. I went on zero dates in high school, never got kissed, and as far as I was aware I was an undesirable nerdy kid that nobody found attractive.

Once I did finally start dating I blossomed and grew in a lot of different ways which is why I have so many wild sex stories to share. Sex is my one true vice and once I figured that out I started to learn (and un-learn) all the things I needed to, to be a great lover. It didn’t hurt that I am 6’2”, can get in shape pretty easily, have a decently big cock, and years of reading good books which taught me the importance of language and how to spit game when I need to. Read more »

She was the sexiest, nerdiest, most awkwardly adorable Doctor in the world and we fucked like porn stars [MF]

I was dating a lot. OkCupid was my dating site of choice based on the raw number of people, the ease of use, ample photos, and profile sections which let people highlight the things that they liked about themselves the most. I met at least a hundred women over the course of eighteen months. Most I would categorize as wasted effort on my part — just a drink at the bar, a walk in the park, or some other meet-and-greet leading to an obvious lack of chemistry or interest. There were a few people that I met that led to some short or long-term friendships. Then there were a bunch that led to a good fuck. This is one of those fucks.

She was really, really cute. 5’2”, auburn hair, blue eyes, nice smile, petite frame. She was studying to be a doctor — both an MD and a Phd — and was one of the most brilliant people I ever dated. That said, she was also one of the most socially unaware people I ever dated which is the main reason things never went anywhere. Read more »

Drunk phone calls occasionally lead to hate fucking your ex… [MF]

I was hanging out with [my old buddy, Pete.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mter98/she_sat_on_the_couch_next_to_us_and_watched_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) He had moved a few hours away for work and had been MIA from social gatherings for a while. The weird thing about Pete was that he was a complete and total asshole — unless you hadn’t seen him in a while. Hang out with him regularly and he was a narcissistic sociopath. Hang out with him once every few months and he was the most charismatic and altruistic dude in the world. That isn’t relevant to this story though; all that matters is that I had invited Pete to come to the city one weekend to go out on the town — I think he had just broken up with a girl and needed to get out. Read more »

Drunk phone calls occasionally lead to hate fucking your ex… [MF]

I was hanging out with my old buddy, Pete. He had moved a few hours away for work and had been MIA from social gatherings for a while. The weird thing about Pete was that he was a complete and total asshole — unless you hadn’t seen him in a while. Hang out with him regularly and he was a narcissistic sociopath. Hang out with him once every few months and he was the most charismatic and altruistic dude in the world. That isn’t relevant to this story though; all that matters is that I had invited Pete to come to the city one weekend to go out on the town — I think he had just broken up with a girl and needed to get out. Read more »

I had sex with a friend of a friend and it led to getting a death threat [MF]

I had known Danielle for seven or eight years. I had met her visiting another friend at college and she was a very cool person. Incredibly pretty, great personality, nice body. Whenever I would go visit my friend at that college she was always around and we became the kind of friends that were only friends when we were hanging out, but when we were hanging out it felt very natural — like we had known each other forever. I probably would have tried to get with Danielle at one point or another, but she was a virgin when I first met her and she was really shy about sex. By the time college was over she had met a guy that went to her school, gotten deep into a relationship, and accidentally got pregnant her junior year.

Any fantasy of hooking up with her was gone as she and her boyfriend stuck it out — despite his regular cheating — and got married for the sake of their kid. After college I saw them once in a while at gatherings or at the wedding of the friends who I met them through. They seemed to be doing okay and I enjoyed their company. Read more »

She only wanted to join us camping because she wanted to get laid [MF]

Some family friends invited me to go camping with them at their property in the mountains. I politely declined, but they told me about all of the antics that they got up to while they were there. Coolers full of beer, waterfall hikes, deep frying everything, fireworks jousting, and a whole lot more. I had never been camping with rednecks before and I suddenly decided it would be a fun idea. I asked them if I could invite someone and they told me I could invite as many people as I wanted.

I talked to my best friend, Kurt, and he was down to join me. I had also recently met a girl on OkCupid that was new in town and didn’t have any friends. We had gone on one date and, honestly, I wasn’t attracted to her. She was really smart and very pretty — don’t get me wrong — red hair, bright smile, cute face. I just absolutely hated the sound of her voice. It was high-pitched like Minnie Mouse and… I just can’t date Minnie Mouse. I can hang out with her though; so I invited her to come along for the weekend too. I figured that my buddy might be interested in her at least; he had been single for a while and was striking out with the dating apps. Read more »

Her whole body shook so hard when she came it was one of the sexiest things I had ever seen [MF]

I had moved back to the city a month or two prior. My time in the suburbs had been nice, but… didn’t suit my preference or lifestyle. I found a decent spot living with a couple in the same neighborhood that I had lived in a few years prior. The rent was cheap and included utilities, the couple were pretty cool, and the best part was they had an awesome dog who was super friendly.

I immediately jumped onto the dating apps and started looking for fun and for something serious. I was trying to get over the FWB lifestyle and was trying to be truly open to a real relationship for the first time in a long time. Fortunately, I was in a really good place for dating. I had recently changed jobs, was in fantastic shape, lived in a cool spot, nice car, etc. I was 28 years old and in the prime of my life. Read more »

We had sex on my parents front lawn after my sister’s wedding [MF]

It was the day of my sister’s wedding. The day turned out beautifully, things went great, and the reception was a blast. Saw a lot of good friends and family members from all over the country. The only thing that was a little awkward was that my former friend with benefits — Penny — was one of my sister’s bridesmaids. An unintended consequence of having a fuck buddy who is also a really close friend is that they can become friends with all the other people in your life.

I hadn’t seen Penny in a few months — ran into her at a bar with my girlfriend at the time… that went horribly — and we hadn’t slept together in nearly 9 or 10 months. We didn’t make a lot of eye contact during the rehearsal dinner, the wedding, or the reception until right near the end. Most people were starting to drift off, but the main family and closest friends were all on the dance floor. A swing song came on and some people began to demand that Penny and I show off since everyone knew that we had been dancing together for years. Read more »

A trip to Boston [MF]

I don’t remember why, precisely, I had gotten so desperate. It is weird how life provides such interesting periods of up followed by sudden periods of down. Whatever it was I was in the middle of was definitely a down period. I had ended things with my FWB about a year before. I had dated someone who was not right for me for a few months and let some bad shit affect my life. I was starting to put things back on the right track and my first sexual foray was not one of my proudest.

I had met a girl on OkCupid — I think — and we hit it off pretty well. She lived really far away in Boston, so I didn’t think there was much of a chance or reason to pursue things. We chatted for a while and she was pretty cool though. Very smart, very pretty, very witty, and very interested in me for some reason. One day things changed when the conversation got sexual. She sent me some nude photos out of the blue and I started to reevaluate my position on going to Boston. I’d never been there before and this seemed like a pretty good reason to make the trip. Read more »