Author: s0m3thingc1ever

I got catfished… but it turned out to be fun anyway [MF]

It might have been Tinder, OkCupid, or Bumble… I don’t know, but I met this girl who lived 50 or 60 minutes away from me who was completely adorable and really fun to talk to. I realized pretty quickly I wasn’t going to be interested in dating her seriously because of the distance, but I was still open to seeing where things might go. The conversation escalated to a sexual one very quickly and she started to send me nude photos which is the fastest way to get me to make bad decisions.

Her body was insane. She had incredible curves, huge breasts, a little bit of a tummy — but in that healthy and sexy way — and as a kicker she was absolutely beautiful. Once the nudes started to come in I was down to meet her anytime and told her as much. She let me know that she had a kid and it was hard to find a sitter, but that she’d let me know. Apparently she was just as horny for me so she was able to find a sitter that afternoon for that night. Read more »

A beautiful and nerdy Pinay girl had an orgasm while we hooked up at the bar and then invited me back to her place [MF]

I decided it would be fun to learn to bartend and took a week-long bartending class. Part of the class was learning to make drinks, interact with customers, etc. Part of the bonus was the ability to come back to that bar in the evenings and serve actual customers for practice. Didn’t get to keep any of the tips, but it was still fun.

One night, my last day of class, I went in to do a practice shift for shits and giggles. It wasn’t a busy night so I didn’t get to do much, but it was fun to be behind the bar. A few other former students from that bar-tending school came in to get a chance to test their skills as well so I met a few other people and ended up staying and drinking with them for a while.

One of the girls I met was this absolutely gorgeous Filipina girl. She worked in tech, but wanted to bartend on the side to make some spending cash. I hit it off with her right away, we traded numbers, and talked about hanging out again soon. A few days later I got a series of texts from her telling me to meet her and her cousins out at a bar downtown for her birthday. Read more »

I hadn’t seen her in years, she invited me back to her place, and we fucked over and over. [MF]

I flew back across the country to see some friends and family over the course of a long weekend. I had a really good time catching up with everyone the first few days even if I was frantically driving all over the place staying a night here, a night there. I had posted on Facebook that I was in town and a lot of people reached out to try to schedule something, but I could only pick a few.

One night I was scheduled to be at my parents house back in the suburbs to meet my sister’s new boyfriend and have a family dinner. One of my old flings — a married woman I used to do martial arts with — reached out the day before and asked if I would be available to grab a drink that night — worked out great for me since she lived five minutes or so from where my parents did. Read more »

Yoga led to drinks, making out, and interrupted sex. [MF]

I met a girl on OkCupid while I was traveling — she lived close to home and we talked, texted, and flirted a lot with the intent of meeting up once I finally got back to town. She was really cute, professional photographer, did yoga, had a fun personality, and had been sending me risque — but not quite nude — photos for a few weeks. I was hotly anticipating getting home so we could finally connect and see where things went.

I was slated to come into town shortly after Thanksgiving and she wanted to see me the first chance she could. The place where I regularly went to do yoga was having a candle-lit session late one evening and I thought she might enjoy that. It would give me a chance to see her body and give me a chance to show off a bit too. She was down for it and it was a fun workout-tease situation that also had hints of romance sprinkled in. Read more »

We took her home and fucked her like a dirty little slut [MFM]

My buddy, Pete, and I had decided that it was time for a change and we made plans to move across the country for a fresh start somewhere else. We were both 30, had good careers, no wife or kids, and no debt. It seemed like a fun thing to do to just say ‘fuck it’ and see where life took us. There is a very, very long story involved in many of the decisions we made, but suffice to say it worked out pretty well.

We spent a few weeks getting acclimated to the other side of the country, visiting college friends, or family, before Pete finally found a place to rent. It wasn’t nice and it wasn’t too expensive so it worked for us for a while. Our first night in the new apartment — well, my first night, he had been there for a little while as I traveled around — we decided to go out to the bars, have a few drinks, and get a bite to eat. Read more »

She was used to getting what she wanted… I had other plans [MF]

One of my contacts at work was a banker who had a huge crush on me. She would flirt with me relentlessly whenever I would pop into her branch to check in and often invited me to meet her for a drink after work. I accepted once in a while since she lived in my neighborhood about four blocks away, but I never let things go beyond a drink. She was attractive, but not normally my type. Dark hair, blue eyes, thick figure. I’m sure that I would have hooked up with her sooner had she not been a work contact, but as it turned out I was leaving my job and moving across the country in a few weeks for a new opportunity.

Over the course of my last month at work I went around to all my contacts and let them know I was heading out and introduced them to the person who would be taking over my territory. When I told the banker she was noticeably disappointed and later that night she texted me to say as much. I think she was drunk that night as the messages she was sending me were getting more and more inappropriate as time went on. Read more »

For my birthday that year I decided it was time for a gangbang [Group] FMMMMM

For my 30th birthday my friends and I coordinated to go on a trip to New York City for a long weekend. The adventure that we went on over those four days is worthy of a novel unto itself. This story is just the tip of the iceberg and how things got kicked off — and how they almost went too far.

In a nut shell we started in the city where I lived at the time. My friends were due to come into town randomly throughout the evening as they got off work or finished whatever they were doing. I lived really close to more than a dozen bars so we decided that night one of the birthday events would be hitting them all. We were coordinating everything by text message as the crew arrived and I had also invited a bunch of other friends out to celebrate before we left the next day. Read more »

I walked in the door, our eyes locked, and my roommate pounced on me so she could get the sex she craved. [MF]

The night before I had accidentally, sorta, kinda, hooked up with my sexy roommate. I had, had a crush on her for a few months and we had escalated things slowly ever since I moved in. She was super smart, ambitious, adorable personality, and beautiful face. She had blonde hair, green eyes, 5’4”, 120 lbs, athletic, with a toned body and killer ass. That morning, after our night of over-the-top-sex, I had dropped her off at her job and went about my day just absolutely crushing everything. It was awesome and I was in a pretty good mood by the time I got home.

When I walked in the door I saw my roommate, Zoe, sitting on the couch watching TV and smiled at her. She got wide eyed and smiled back at me and the chemistry was just flying between us. I asked her about her day, she said it was good. She asked about mine and I said it was great. I tossed my stuff on the chair by the front door then strut towards her intending to give her a kiss. She licked her lips as I approached and she got up onto her knees on the couch so I wouldn’t have to lean down far. Read more »

After months of flirting my roommate and I finally had mind blowing, wild, incredible sex [MF]

I was living with a couple for almost two years and it had been a pretty decent setup. Rent wasn’t bad, the location was good, and I got to hang out with their dog whenever I wanted. They got engaged at one point and things changed a bit and we all decided I needed to move. I went apartment hunting and found a half-dozen places that met all the criteria I was looking for. Right neighborhood, right price, right space. The spot I ended up choosing was awesome. I was going to have two roommates, both ladies in their early 20s. One was in town working at a law firm and the other — we can call her Zoe — had just moved to town to get a Phd.

Zoe’s parents had bought the house for their daughter to live in while she was in grad school. Zoe found me and the other roommate on Criagslist of all places and, after seeing the house, and hanging out with the two of them one night to see if we had a good vibe, we agreed to live together. A few friends helped me move in at the beginning of summer and we had a great day of it before hitting the bars afterward for a few hours before having margaritas back at the new pad at the end of the night. Zoe, of course, was invited to come along since she had nothing to do and knew zero people in town. Read more »

Reconnected with an old FWB at a house party and we had amazing sex in the bathroom [MF]

My friend Hannah messaged me one day out of the blue. She was a beautiful Asian woman who I had hooked up with several times over the past few years. Long dark hair, toned butt, tight stomach, perky tits. When I first met her she lived a few hours away in the mountains and had invited me to visit her a few weeks before she left for college. We stayed in touch infrequently and a few years later I had gone on vacation with some friends to the same mountains and reached out to her to invite her along if she was around. Some more time had passed and now she was moving to the city where I lived for graduate school and wanted to reconnect.

She did stress that a few things had changed though. Apparently she had gotten knocked up — not by me, though I was worried at first — and had a kid now and was raising him as a single mom. I wasn’t sure if she was telling me because she didn’t want to hook up, or because it would be hard to connect since she was busy all the time, or if she was letting me know so I would be prepared for any body changes she had gone through. In any case, I was happy to hang out with her even if it were just as friends. Read more »