(M)y (F)avorite funny story among friends.

I wanted to share another story with you guys. I know this isn’t a typical story because it’s funny but I figured why not. It’s one of my favorites. This story involves my friends getting into some shenanigans in an epic week of fun.

So a few of my best friends had spent the last 18 months in Iraq and were just getting home. Brad is my best friend and Eric is another one of my really good friends. We all decided that we would participate in a “week of fun”. This would include drinking every day, strip clubs, baseball games, gambling, and hopefully as many women as possible. The first night in particular was one of my favorite nights of all time.

So as we get into our first bar we are playing darts and just having fun. A girl walks up to me starts chatting me up. Pretty, not great, but nice tits and a firm ass. I believe that hot girls fall into 2 categories, pretty hot and slutty hot. She was definitely the slutty hot. Seeing how my friends just got back I tell this girl that my friends are in the military and they just got back today from deployment. So I send her over to my best friend Brad. As we are all chatting she tells us that her boyfriend is in the bar but he’s really drunk. So being the great friends and wingmen that we are, Eric and I head over to run interference on the boyfriend.