Quick [f]uck in the [m]isle of the day.

I was on a tinder date at a coffee shop today. It was not great. He was nice but I didn’t feel the spark and the conversation was awkward.

He went to the bathroom so I decided to reset the area on tinder to only show me people who were super close. About 5 swipes in I come across *Kyle (I had it in my mind that this was his name for some reason. It wasn’t.)

He’s fucking hot and buff. Super muscled, nice face, 24 which is almost ten years younger than I am.

We match. I send a message. Basically saying hi or whatever. I’m basic. He replies that he’s working from home and will be done in 15 minutes. Do I want to come over?

I say yes. Truthfully I have met people randomly on tinder but I usually talk on the phone or text them for a period of time and establish rules and whatnot.

This time I did not. He’s actually super close so I just exit my date and park a couple blocks away. I start to have second thoughts in my car. I told him I was there but I’m about to bail. He calls me via Snapchat. I answer and start to panic. “I am chickening out!!!” I practically yell.

My first one night stand [FM]

It’s Saturday night. I’m driving to a hotel to meet a man I matched with on tinder. I don’t know why I think this is a good idea, but I’m tired of not getting laid.

I want to have fun with someone outside my social circle. This guy is from out of town so it’s kind of a perfect storm of circumstances that I’m actually meeting him. He’s in town for only 48 more hours, I’m feeling bold, and the pandemic has made me do things I never thought of doing before. Plus, I haven’t had good sex in a long time.

I park and go into the lobby. The hotel is nice. I get on the elevator and press the button for the fifth floor. I’m texting him that I’m coming up, no need to come down. I get off the elevator, still looking down at my phone. I can feel eyes on me and I look up. He’s waiting for me outside his room. He’s even better looking than his pictures.

He is tall with dark eyes and hair. He’s got tattoos all up his arms and on his hands. The nicest lips I’ve seen in a long time. I walk up and shake his hand. Gotta remember your manners at all times.

Tinder date is unexpectedly one of the best lays of my life [MF]

Part 1 of this story is in my profile. It wasn’t wild enough to post here. I basically went to third base with a guy I met on tinder and let him come in my mouth because I think it’s hot when a guy can get off in my hands. I wasn’t planning on fucking him. But…

After I let him come In my mouth I didnt really make plans to see him again. I’m talking to a lot of guys right now so it’s easy to forget about one of them for a week or so.

Two weeks go by and I get a text, “don’t write me off. I will blow your mind” I’m really attracted to confidence more than anything and I enjoyed the stuff that we did. So I say “okay, but when?”

He tells me tonight. I pretend that I am sick so I get out of family dinner. I go straight to his place and he opens the door as I walk up.

I set my stuff down on the living room floor and he points to his bedroom down the hall. “The second date is in the bedroom,” he says. Well fuck, okay.