A couple weeks later, I came home from work late. She had stopped by and was talking to my wife. Said that she had stopped by to talk to me about some training ideas for an upcoming triathlon.
We sat down on the couch, and a little while later my wife came into the living room and said she had to go to the grocery to get some stuff for a dish she was making for work the next day. She’d be back in fifteen minutes, tops.
We continued to talk, very platonically, for a little while longer. It’s late, I have an early morning, so I needed to get to sleep, and told her I had to go to bed. She says she’ll wait around for my wife, they were in the middle of a conversation, and she’ll be back any minute.
I get up, go upstairs, close my bedroom door, and take off my shirt. I’m standing by my bed, about to take my jeans off. The neighbor opens the door, not even knocking, and walks up to me.