Continuing on with some of my Craigslist personals (RIP) best of, is every dude’s bucket list entry, the schoolgirl virgin. She answered to a pretty generic ad, so I figured it was probably fake. I don’t remember it word for word, but it basically said “I just turned 18, I’m tired of waiting, and I want to be fucked.”
As I said, I was hesitant at first, partly because I still didn’t believe it, partly because of her age, and also I had never been with a virgin before, so didn’t know what to expect. We continued to talk and I confirmed she was definitely real. She was a Latino girl, pretty cute, a bit chubby, but pretty nonetheless.
I wanted to make sure this was one hundred percent something she wanted, as there is no going back, you know? She wanted it, badder than I even imagined. So she tells me goes to a local Catholic all girl high school and we arrange for me to pick her up after she gets out on one of my days off.