So I’m on my way to the city on the train, going to meet friends at wherever the fuck. It’s a bit over an hour ride in, and I was a super hardcore alcoholic so I had my stash. Just chillaxing, having a drink.
Strike up a conversation with this other hot blonde chick. She’s pretty much doing the same thing I am, so we bond. Having a great time together.. Laughing, drinking, really enjoying each others company. She’s on her way to meet friends in the city too.
She comes and sits by me and it’s a ball. We’re being loud, but no one minds too much. Its a good time! But.. *dun dun*… The train gestapo, ticket checkers, roll in. Its two younger guys in their long grey coats. Train keeps moving.
We both don’t have tickets! I suggest we make out, no ones gonna ask for a ticket in that situation, surely. She’s red hot for it (fuck, it turns me on just remembering this), so we start kissing and fondling each other.
The ticket guys eventually leave while me and random chick are really getting into it. WHOA drunk idiots, we fall through the doors adjoining the carriages! Hahaha! Ahhhh.