This happened about 10 years ago, but another sexy redditor’s story reminded me of it and I thought you might enjoy.
It was a Friday night and I’d met up with an old college friend who had had been living in the same city I recently moved to.
She was a really cool girl who was stunningly gorgeous but we were strictly platonic. (Once at a college party she’d drank too much and I was taking care of her, stroking her hair. She looked up and said, earnestly, ‘OP, I love you, but we will never fuck.’ It was such an absurd ill-timed comment that it cracked us both up and became a running gag.)
Anyway, we’re out at a bar that always had a mix of college kids, townies, and middle aged folks who are still trying to hang. It’s a fun group.
I’m out dancing with her and her girlfriends, generally making a fool of myself when this older woman – late 40s, if I had to guess – comes over and says something to the effect of, “you’re cute but with all these hot girls… don’t suppose you wanna dance with me?”