Author: Ridemycockpit

Good evening ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck. Seems like quite a few of you enjoyed the first round of this game so I thought I’d share another.

A recap of the game for anyone who missed the first post:

-The goal of the game is like many others out there, to score as many points as you can. Flight attendants compare scores at the end of the months that they decide they wanted to participate. Now unlike a normal game where points are scored by answering a question or hitting a ball, these points are earn with sexual acts. Depending on the nature of the act more points are awarded including if it’s a first officer or captain. In a galley, on an empty plane, in a hotel room on a layover, or even the cockpit. The highest possible points would be awarded to a flight attendant that managed to have sex with a married check airman in the cockpit while they were flying.- Read more »

Good evening ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck. We’ve just hit our cruising altitude as we start our late night flight west. We’ve got a long way to go so buckle up as I tell you about a little game that our flight attendants like to play.

The goal of the game is like many others out there, to score as many points as you can. Flight attendants compare scores at the end of the months that they decide they wanted to participate. Now unlike a normal game where points are scored by answering a question or hitting a ball, these points are earn with sexual acts. Depending on the nature of the act more points are awarded including if it’s a first officer or captain. In a galley, on an empty plane, in a hotel room on a layover, or even the cockpit. The highest possible points would be awarded to a flight attendant that managed to have sex with a married check airman in the cockpit while they were flying. Read more »

Well ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck, I was really not expecting my story to be quite so popular. So before I takeoff for San Fransisco I thought I’d leave you with another story.

I was on reserve at the time and got reassigned to deadhead on a flight to somewhere… they all blend together anymore. It was a fairly light load which those super late flights tend to be so I was figuring I could snag a row to myself and spread out as I’m very tall and those seats are cramped as hell. I sat down in my window seat and busied myself with trying to get comfortable when someone sat down next to me.

She was dressed rather sharply in a business suit, probably mid 50’s with brown hair with streaks of grey and brown eyes. We exchanged the usual seat mate small talk as the boarding process continued. Afterwards I sat back to enjoy the flight when she confessed she’s still a little afraid of flying despite all the traveling she does. So I kept right on chatting to help put her at ease pointing out what the different noises and motions were. Read more »

I’m an airline pilot on one of my many layovers. Usually I’d be at the bar flirting with girls or chasing flight attendants but Covid has me spending my layovers by myself in a hotel room. So tonight I figured I’d share a story of what can go on up in the cockpit flying across the country.

Those of you who are frequent flyers may have noticed occasions when the Flight Attendants block off the front lav and a pilot comes out and jumps into the lavatory. What you may not have noticed is at the same time a flight attendant goes into the cockpit to make sure the pilot still up front doesn’t have a heart attack an die. Read more »