An alternative title might be “Faye’s Husband Arranges Her Gay Awakening”
Faye couldn’t think. Her heart beat wildly in her chest as wrung her hands nervously. She paced back and forth in the house, unable to concentrate on her housework, returning time and time again to the window in the front room.
“Don’t be nervous,” he had told her leading up to this. “But I am nervous!” Faye thought to herself. Faye glanced at her watch. 9:07 AM. “She’ll be there in ten minutes. Remember, be a good girl.” That’s what the text her husband of over a decade had just sent her. She glanced at her smart watch again, quickly swiping through it to the electrifying text. Sent at 9:01 AM. The mother of four made a beeline for the nearby hall bathroom. She looked in the mirror, gripping the marble-topped vanity. She forced herself to breathe in deeply through her nose, counting to five. She knew she was supposed to count to ten, but she just couldn’t as she breathes out through her mouth, counting to five.