Fuckgoat [Warcraft, Gangbang, Violent Non-con, Anal, Bestiality, Implied mention of watersports]

This little gem is the absolute oldest thing I have posted up anywhere online. Posted way back in 2009 but actually written in 2008. I figure if I post my oldest stuff first, then the quality should just get better and better each time right…right? *nervous writers collar pull*

Revans gazed at the landscape around him, the searing gorge was certainly a change from the frozen north. It felt like forever since he had last been on the southern continents. Though in truth Gold Company had only been in Northrend for a scant two months. He looked around at his companions, There was Gold Company’s captain, the merciless and cruel Death Knight Adaran, he had died once, returned as Forsaken, died again, and returned as a Death Knight, Revans was convinced nothing could ever really kill him. To his left road the jovial Tauren brothers Onawtaw and Kalgren, he knew that their usual silliness was a mask. When Gold Company worked, they were deadly serious. Bringing up the rear was one of newest members of the company, a blood elf girl named Rahavin who loved her knives, and using them, in a way most people would consider unhealthy.

Light My Fire [F/F][inc]

Long time smut writer who’s never actually posted any of them to reddit before. I figure I should start putting them here too!

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The snow had started falling heavier and heavier. It had been a particularly cold January and the world outside the house was a blanket of white. This had normally made the evenings peaceful and very quiet, but on this particular evening, lightning had been ripping through the sky followed closely by its thunderous partner. Lizzy was in her room huddled under a heavy comforter. Cozy in her flannel pajama pants and a sweatshirt that was several sizes too large for her. She’d been reading the books that would inevitably be assigned to be read once school was back in session, something her older sister Sara always mocked her for, but it had become harder to focus once the storm had started. It was not as though she was not afraid of lightning, something she’d claim until the day she died. She was after all, already sixteen. It just made her a little…uncomfortable. And sometimes when her room would light up and the thunder would boom so hard her windows shook, she’d let out little whimpers, but they were of surprise…certainly not of fear. Her thoughts on her lack of fear of the storm were interrupted as once more her room flashed bright as daylight, but this time, when the flash faded, everything was dark. She covered her mouth with her hand as the shriek of fear escaped her.