Let’s start by just saying that my girlfriend Alex (u/bittenthrowaway) and I are swingers.
I’m in my mid-thirties, fairly athletic for most of my life, but was never exactly much of a lady-killer. I was always pretty firmly stuck in the friend-zone…you know, the guy a beautiful girl would ask for a ride home from the bar with absolutely no chance or thought of being invited inside for another drink. I guess karma is real, though, because over the last few months, I have experienced some amazing sexual encounters that most men only get to see in porn. This is our story (written together) of our most recent adventures with another couple that has become our friends with benefits.
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“Where am I gonna put this?” Alex asked me. “We can’t just walk in with it, and it’s too big to go in my purse.”
“Whatever,” I smiled. “I’ll just hold it in my hand when we walk in. It would be pretty funny.”
Finally, Alex took the giant purple dildo and attached harness, wrapped it in a grocery bag, and shoved it in her purse…as much of it that could fit anyway, saying, “I’m gonna need a few drinks before I’ll have the courage to put this on.”