To say that Reddit is useful is an understatement. Reddit is a trove of endless supply of useful information for *everything* anyone needs. I don’t like dating apps because chances are low that I’d find exactly what I want. I rarely search for porn anymore thanks to r/gonewildstories and live vicariously through *your* stories and will try to recreate similar scenarios in my life. For example, I read a story of how someone fucked their tinder driver. The details were so sexy. Mildly intoxicated and alone in one at 1 am, I proceeded to actualize a similar scenario. I flirted until the driver proceeded to give me full body massage in the back seat and we fogged the mirrors with a steamy makeout session. I cut things short though since there was a redditor waiting in the hotel room which I had to get to.
Anyways, this is why I am extra excited to be able to participate in this month’s contest. I’m super thankful for all my experiences from reddit that it was difficult to just pick one so here is an open letter to all the men who’s fucked me. I thank you.