[M]creampied an older, former coworker [F]

When I was a few years out of school I got a pretty good job at a well known company and soon after I began so
did Mary. She was probably 20 years older than me, cute but a little thicker, but really nice and fun. I never ever thought of her in any other manner besides work friend, mostly through talking about sports of all things.

I knew her marriage wasn’t the greatest and at some point she got divorced, but again we never really discussed this beyond her saying she moved and etc. Anyway, soon after she got a different job, and eventually I saw on social media that she got married and her and her kids moved in with her new husband, so I thought things were good with her.

Maybe 2 years later I am swiping on tinder one night and there she is. I decided to swipe on her just to give her a hard time, figuring that she is single again, I had not kept up with her in the years since, so who knows what happened.