[MF] I went in hoping for at least a kiss

So LTL, FTP, on mobile, yada yada.

Now onto the fun bits.

For some backstory, I have been single since my ex and I split almost a year ago. It was a joint decision and we are still friends.

Ever since then I have been trying to actually go out and do things with friends when work schedules allow. This past Saturday, I finally got to go out and do something. A friend of mine, let’s call her B, invited me out to a party she was throwing for a friend of hers. However, there’s a twist.

This friend, JD for Jealous Dude, has been trying to start drama and scare off anyone B wants to try and date because he wants to be with her himself. I was asked to act like her boyfriend during the party, mostly small things like greeting her with a hug and kiss on the cheek, standing behind her with a hand on her hip and her leaning back against me, things like that.

Now this part of the plan went perfectly because JD was getting pissed but doing his best to not show it. For those wondering the party was at a bowling alley. I discovered that I still suck, but I had fun.

YouTuber Sexcapades: Nerdy Nummies part 1 [MF]

This is a work of fiction brought out by my fantasy of meeting and having intercourse with the YouTube star Rosanna Pansino. None of the following is truth and should be treated as such.

Now let’s get goin’!

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Walking down the street in a residential neighborhood in Los Angeles, map in hand and my dead phone weighing down my pocket like a fifty pound weight, I sighed and lifted my glasses before rubbing my eyes. “It’s official dude. You are lost.”

Looking around at the houses around me, I considered going up to one of them and asking for directions, or even letting me use their phone to get an Uber. I picked a house to walk up to when, like all my plans, things went sideways.

Hearing a scream, I spun around and saw a young girl trying to catch her dog, who was walking into the road.

A road that just so happened to have a car driving way too fast coming up on the dogs location.