"I'm headed to the shower", you say. "I'll be back out soon and we can watch some tv if you'd like. Don't come in here though, I've got a surprise for you" With that you head off to the shower. While you're in there I am watching the tv and looking at some hunting web sites on the ipad, wondering what might be my surprise. Something sexy, something good to eat, something we are doing tomorrow?
After what seems like years, I hear the shower turn off. I hear you get out and must be drying off. You still take forever! Im thinking of what you could be doing in there, when I hear you walking around in the bedroom. I decide to go check out whats going on, only to find the bedroom door locked. "Told you not to come in here, you'll just have to wait longer now," you laugh. Sounds like you are on the bed saying this. I walk back to the living room and resume looking at the ipad. Still hearing movement in the bedroom though, you definitely have me curious.