Author: redbankguy916

Hi guys! It’s been a while since I shared a hook up story so decided it’s time to share another.

This happened about 4 years ago. While swiping on Tinder I came across a profile that had French fries as their photo and this was the one and only pics on their profile. Being the intrigued guy, I am and the fact that I like French fries decided to swipe right.

We end up matching and send some messages back and forth and its more than evident that we are both looking to hook up ASAP. We exchange some details and decide around 11 in the morning on a weekday I would come over to her house. She gives me her address (in a central NJ town) and tells me to walk into the basement when I get there and text her and she would be down. When she tells me this, I put two and two together and quickly realize she is a Hasidic Woman and cheating on her husband (turns out to be very true.) I’m even more turned on at this point. Read more »

It’s been awhile since I shared a story so I decided why not. This one is definitely not as wild as some of my previous ones but it was certainly a good time, which led to several more good times as well.

In late 2019 I was travelling and in Germany. I decided to drive about an hour from my apartment to hang out in Munich for a night one random weekend. I checked in to my hotel and then swiped right on tinder for a bit before heading to take a stroll around one of the Munich Christmas markets which are beautiful by the way!

I got back to my hotel and started talking with a super pretty local girl who was an avid cross fitter. (Which is what we talked about lol) Anyway we decided to meet at a pub about an hour later, which happened to be down the street for her apartment. The bar turned out to be super awesome and it had people from all over the world in it. The Australian guys next to me gave me a high five when she went to the bathroom due to realizing I absolutely had it in the bag with this total smoke show. We had several drinks and stayed pretty late before I offered to walk her home. Once we got to her apartment she asked if I wanted to come in which I was absolutely hoping for btw. Read more »

Hi guys sorry it’s been awhile but I read a post from u/thankyourforflying that really made me want to write and share my endeavors again.

Anyway I am currently living in upstate New York (cannot wait to move back to the city and civilization shortly) and the small, but nice town I am living in has a ratio of something of like 6 guys to every 1 girl. I of course have been keeping up with tinder and bumble

I matched with this smoke show of a blonde who is a psychotherapist (total turn on) about a month ago who actually lives just down the road from me and didn’t think anything of it with the guy to girl ratio. We exchanged a few messages and then it didn’t really progress much from there. Fast forward to last night just after I got home from drinks with friends at the bar (left by 10:00 p.m. thank you Gov Cuomo) and I get a message from her asking “are you up.” I’m no dummy I know where this is headed. I tell her yes I am and to bring over a bottle of wine. She said she would be on her way and “if staying in her body suit and PJ’s was okay?” I replied with “of course it is. “ (I’m a huge sucker for a pretty girl in a body suit.) Read more »

This is literally my first dating app experience and happened in the summer of 2015. I was sitting on a beach in the Hamptons having a few beers with some friends when I get a message on Tinder from a girl I matched with asking me something along the lines of “if I’m open minded.” Obviously my response was “of course I’m open minded.” This girl who we are going to call Morgan was Italian, curvy but fit, and 22 years old at the time and I had just turned 30 years old. She had just graduated from a prestigious school in the Northeast and was home for the summer before heading to law school. She had nice probably C cup tits with an Ass to fucking die for! (Ass guy here) After my response Morgan asked me if I would “fuck her and then record myself cumming on her face for her to send to her Dom.” I said absolutely and we made plans to meet later that afternoon at my place. Read more »

I matched with one of the most beautiful Brazilian girls I have ever seen in early 2020 on an app after evidentially both swiping right in NYC. She is maybe 110 pounds and extremely fit, almost like one of those motivational workout chicks you see on Insta. She has gorgeous small and firm tits which I fucking love and a perfectly tone ass for bending over and fucking from behind with a cute accent from still learning English.

After a few messages back and fourth it becomes more than clear that we are both on the same page and want to fuck as soon as possible, so we decide to meet that night at one of my favorite Irish bars in Manhattan. (Feel free to message with your guess of which one) Now I enjoy a good fucking drink or three almost as much as fucking a beautiful woman’s holes so we enjoy a few drinks before heading back to my place for some après drink activities. Read more »