[mf] my first oceanic adventure

(This ended up being way longer than I expected, so I marked where it gets good lol)

So my buddy and I were really into cars. We had just finished building his, tuning it and all. We decided to celebrate down at Daytona, it was summer and the weather was nice. So why the hell not.

My buddy, I always thought he was the better looking of the two of us. He was tall, dark and handsome. Every girls dream, am I right? Lol he stood about 6’something he was skinny and toned, full 6 pack abs. He had short brown hair with brown eyes. I was kind of his opposite, shorter, 5’9″. A bit pudgy, around 200 lbs back then no muscle definition at all. Though I did have longer blonde hair and blue eyes working to my favor, I was still pale, no matter how often we’d go out I’d never tan.

Fell in love with a stripper…(m/f)

It’s a Thursday night my best friend and I are bored neither of us work in the morning. So we do what any other 30 and 22 year old bachelors would do. Go strip club hopping. Fast forward withdrawing $500 for us to share, 3 hours, 5 clubs and countless drinks later. We walk into this club. Typical mirror tinted windows on the entry, “Gentlemen’s club” posted on the roof sign. There’s a window with a Dwayne Johnson looking guy behind it. Handwritten sign posted saying “$20 no reentry. 21+ only.” Legit. The walls are dark colors, I’m used to seeing brighter colors in the clubs. “This is new” I think to myself. Looking around as we walk the hall, the bass grows louder and I can start to feel it in my chest. I recognize the song and look back to my friend, “this is the club man!” I laugh and start sloppily dancing. We both break out into laughter as we turn the dimly lit corner of the hall to the club room. We are on the back wall as we come in. Straight in front is the bar, super hot brunette in an barely there crop top and skirt. “Hey I’m gonna get us some beers” my buddy tells me. I continue looking around, the stage runs in front of the bar. There she is. I see that school girl plaid skirt float up, as she drops her ass to the floor. Her hands on the pole as she begins wiggling her ass. “Mmmm” I reach for my wallet and pull out some ones. She sees me making my way over. Meeting me at the edge of the stage. Her blonde pig tails sit just on top of her shoulders. Her red tied top with no bra hardly covering her huge tits. I wanted them in my mouth. She leaned down as I stuffed a few bills in her cleavage. I copped a feel as I dispensed my money. She quickly returned to the pole, spinning around. Her top coming off shortly after. My buddy joined me at the stage as we lightly tipped her and drank our beers for the duration of her stage time. A few more dancers went up to the stage. We were laughing and trying to flirt with the shot girls walking around. I was keeping a keen eye for the beauty from before. Finally she came out. I waved her over and she immediately headed over to us. She took a seat on my lap. We tried making small talk and ended up buying her a drink. She kept moving her hips to the music while we chit chatted and she told us who her favorite dancers were and so on so forth, I couldn’t help but start to get hard. It took everything I had to not. She finally asked if we wanted a dance or if she should go, I said “well, I’m not hard yet” she giggled and mentioned how that wasn’t super common. We kept her around for a bit and bought her another drink. Finally she made an offer “I’ll give you a dance in the back room, if you don’t like it, and I’ll be able to tell, it’s on me, but if you like it, you’re paying.” How could I refuse. She was by far the sexiest thing in the club and what we had seen all night. She grabbed my hand to help me out of my seat as I stood up she let go of my hand and moved to my cock, putting her back up to me, “I never lose this bet” she whispers over her shoulder, rubbing my cock in the process. I was already half mast. We get to the back room and she whispers something to the bouncer at the entry. We walk through the black curtain. It’s almost pitch black in this room. The couch runs the other 3 walls, all black. Couches, walls everything, even black lights. It took a moment or so before my eyes could adjust. She looked so seductive. The way she walked towards me. Fuck did I want her. My body craved her. Her fingers traced her curves. “ I have a few rules. 1. No touching. Here. (Pointing to, then rubbing her pussy) 2. I’m in control here.” I shook my head ‘yes’ “yes ma’am”. She slipped off her top and gently shoved her perky atleast c cups in my face, softly moaning as my beard tickled her tits. She held my hands within hers placing mine on her ass. I squeezed her firm ass as she brought herself on top of me. “Hmmm, you’re a stubborn guy aren’t you?” She began to grind me. My hands firmly gripping her ass, she positioned her tit towards my mouth, I took her hard nipple and grazed my tongue across it. “Mmmmmm” she arched her back pressing herself harder against me. She slowly and smoothly transitioned off me, spinning around. She started wiggling her ass in her sexy skirt. Her cheeks bounced harmonically to the beat as she leaned forward giving me a clear view of her tiny gstring. She slid her skirt down as she shook her ass perfectly. Ending in my lap. I was harder than I had ever been. She felt it. “Mmmmhmmmm, looks like I win the deal?” I laughed in response as she continued to grind me. “It seems a bit tight in there for him, let’s let him breathe.” As she slid a hand up my shorts leg. She stopped just before reaching it. I slightly tilted my hips towards her. She instantly wrapped her fingers around my shaft. Her hands were tiny and soft. She put her mouth over my cock through my shorts and started humming. I thought I was going to cum right then and there. She lets up and unzips my shorts. My cock shoots out. “Damn that’s bigger than I thought.” She bit her lip. “Fuck. I’m done. This is going to be messy.” Is all I can thinkShe spins around and slides her ass up my lap until my cock is trapped between her cheeks and my abs. She started to bounce, my cock separates her ass cheeks. Fuck this feels amazing. My hands on her hips as she bends completely over face to the floor. Her g-string is now between her lips. My cock is suddenly starting to become slick as she wiggles and grinds on it. She picks her ass up off my lap, keeping her head down, giving me that perfect view of her swollen lips and that sexy camel toe. Just then she slips the tiny fabric off. My cock is throbbing for her. She leans over to the corner of the couch and opens the arm rest and picks a condom from the pile. “You’re going to need this.” Im frozen. I can’t believe this is happening. She tears it open then gently rolls it over the tip of my solid cock. Her hand slides up and down my shaft teasing me as she puts it fully on. She leans to my ear and whispers “don’t worry this is on me.” Then straddles me on the couch. I can faintly feel her warms as she easily slid down my cock. It felt amazing, even with the condom. Her juices flowed out as she rode me. Up and down to the pace of the music playing. I was still in shock, but thrusting into her trying to match her Rhythm. Her tits were so Sgt and squeezable. The perfect fuck pillows for my mouth the play with. With in minutes I was more then ready to cum, “fuck!..” is all I could mutter before cum strand after cum strand shot out, oozing out of my condom. I could feel her cunt clinch my cock with each stream of hot cum. She leaned into me starting to quiver. She gave another bounce and my last strand shot out. She lost control and tensed up as my cock flinched inside of her. After a brief moment she slid off my cock and slipped back into her outfit. Covered in her own cum. I was certain it was dripping I pulled my last $50 out of my wallet and put it into the front of her g-string, sliding my finger over her clit with the $50 bill. She tensed up and quivered for a brief moment then smiled and put my finger in her mouth sucking the bit of her cum off. She turn and walked through the curtain outside. Still wearing the condom I zipped it up and walked to the men’s room and cleaned up. Found my buddy and he was ready to go.

Snapchat screwup, gone well [m/f]

I hope you guys/gals enjoy. This took place several years ago, when snapchat first became popular and it was VERY easy to click the wrong person (not sure if more experience, or updates, that doesn’t happen as frequently).

A bit of backstory:

My ex and I had just broken up, after 3 miserable years. Anyway, I was online flirting and trying to get laid as any 20 year old guy wants to do after a shitty break up. My ex’s best friend Monica, and I had developed a completely platonic friendship that maintained through the breakup. We would talk maybe once or twice a week.

Here’s the story:

I had gotten a few girls to send me nudes and we were playing back and forth. It was pretty late maybe 10pm. Well Monica snaps me while I’m playing. Easy enough, send her my face, the girls my cock. Well Monica and I start making plans to work out the following day, go for a run or something. Then I get a snap from some chick her tits were perfect round and perky nipples, falling over her arm. Damn, my cock began to throb. She wanted this 8+” cock. I snap a picture of me holding it, select her name click send. *next screen. Showing a filled in arrow next to monica* “FUCK” I think instantly. Maybe it’s a glitch. I’ll wait it out. *seconds later; new message from monica* “SHITSHITSHITSHIT” I hold my breath as I open the message.