Steak ‘ N ‘ Shake [mf]

Okay so in my home town there was a notoriously raunchy “Steak n Shake” restaurant. The food would sometimes take up to 20 minutes to come out of the drive thru window. Really really bad service, but still very much drawing a crowd. Being open nearly 24/7 also made it the hangout for many high schoolers and young people who were bored of walking through Walmart. I lived within a 2 minute drive, had disposable income and I would often go there late at night (2-3 am) and smoke weed in the parking lot. Anyway…. when I was 18 or so during one such night during the summer I decided I wanted a shake. I pulled through the drive thru. There was a big red headed woman (she was pushing 250-300) who was always my cashier. Extra nice to me always. One night I asked for her number as she hands me my food because I was working on being more assertive with women (lol)

A week goes by of flirty texts and such. She’s 27. Is named Sam. Has a boyfriend who is in jail. Typical shit.