Massaging the Misogynist’s Wife (M45,F30)

“I want you to give my wife a massage,” began the email. “She’s a frigid bitch and she never puts out. Though I’m sure she’s a fucking slut when I’m not around.”

I already didn’t like him. I despise the denigration of women. However, sometimes it’s worth resisting the urge to slap someone in case a more satisfying option arises.

He wanted to arrange a massage for her to get on her own and then have the details reported back to him. In his words, “I know the cunt will fuck you. I want to hear what a shitty little slut she is.”

I know sometimes people play with that kind of language. They don’t mean it. It’s a form of role play. If two consenting adults want to participate, I’m not going to judge. But the way his message read, I got the feeling it was really the way he felt. I arranged to call him to go over details of this proposed massage.

Massaging Her While He Watches [M40s,F60s] (Massage)

“I’ve been trying to talk my wife into experiences with other people and she is interested but hasn’t fully agreed to, yet.”

The response to my ad offering a sensual massage piqued my interest immediately. I’m not a masseuse. I have no official training. However, since my ex really enjoyed massages I had taken the time to study techniques on my own. Eventually, I discovered sensual massage and spent a few months learning about that and practicing on my (very appreciative) ex. It turns out that having large, strong hands is an asset when giving a massage.

That relationship was long over at this point, but my enjoyment of giving a great massage endured. I had taken to posting ads offering them for fun, no strings (or money) attached. My pursuits had led to quite a few enjoyable evenings.

This, however, was a new wrinkle. It had not occurred to me that a couple would be interested in the female half receiving a massage. I was interested, so I read on. I’ll call him Ned. Ned wrote that he hoped a massage might lead her to want to do more. He hoped it might end with her having sex with another man.