Author: rayvoit

(_|_) Fun in Retirement – Di Found A Vibrator! [MF]

I’m a 75 year old retired widower living in a retirement village and having the time of my life with friends (especially with some of the women). What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

I haven’t written anything for a long time. Just haven’t felt like it.

Last year we were stuck in the retirement village for months because of COVID-19. Basically we didn’t leave the village. Our shopping was done for us. They asked that we don’t have family or friends visit. All because the village is full of elderly. We have even been asked to keep our social interaction to outside and practicing “social distancing”. No new news there for anyone.

I haven’t written anything for a long time. Just haven’t felt like it.

Last year we were stuck in the retirement village for months because of COVID-19. Basically we didn’t leave the village. Our shopping was done for us. They asked that we don’t have family or friends visit. All because the village is full of elderly. We have even been asked to keep our social interaction to outside and practicing “social distancing”. No new news there for anyone. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in Retirement – A Quickie on the Picnic Table [MF]

I’m a 73 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life with friends (especially with some of the women). What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

Autumn where I live is wonderful weather. The sort of weather that begs me to take out my old [Triumph TR3A](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Triumph_TR3x.jpg) for a drive in the hills. And what better than to go out with someone for company. My favourite company for these drives is my good friend Claire who is also a resident at my retirement village. She has accompanied me on a few trips in the past and some of them have been very much enjoyed. You can read about our earlier [trips with Claire](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7uz9xw/mf_fun_in_retirement_part_1_claire_mf/).

This day was for a solo midweek run up through some small town in the hills and have lunch at a picnic site in one of the National Parks, then return back to the village late in the afternoon. A relaxing day out. The weather was great. Hardly a cloud in the sky and an expected top of 24C (75F) Read more »

(_|_) Fun in the Retirement Village – Back to the Pool [Group]

I’m a 73 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life. What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

A few months ago I wrote about [my fun time at the local public swimming pool with Glenda](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a5snly/fun_in_retirement_the_pool_mf/). Basically we ended up having sex in the private change room after swimming.

A few weeks ago we went for our weekly swim and again it was just myself and Glenda who turned up. After we had done our laps of the pool we both went to the eight seater circular spa as we usually do. We normally have the spa just to the group of us from the Supper Club Not long after we climbed in a married couple asked if they could hop in too.

They were in their early 60s. He was a bit on the short side and obviously knew where the donuts were kept. She was also a shortie, but if she knew where the donuts were kept, had enough self control to only eat them occasionally. For her age she was in nice shape. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in the Retirement Village – Alice’s Birthday [MF]

I’m a 72 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life. What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

This is the most difficult one I have written. I didn’t know whether to put the last two paragraphs in, or leave them out. Obviously I decided to leave them in.

My wife died around 3 years ago now but I still keep her reminders in my calendar for her. I can’t delete them. They are memories of times gone by. She was hopeless at remembering her friends birthdays so when I found out some I put them in my calendar with a few days notice to remind her to get a card.

A few weeks ago one of these birthdays popped up on my phone. It was Alice’s birthday in 3 days time. Alice was my wife’s best friend. I hadn’t seen Alice since my wife’s funeral and thought I’d just drop her an email saying Happy Birthday. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in the Retirement Village – Game of Cards [Group]

I’m a 72 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life. What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

This is a pretty long story with a lot of introduction. If you want to, skip ahead to section 2 below.

For those who have read my past stories, I have to introduce a new member to our “Supper Club” group. Until relative recently there has been the five of us. Four women (Claire, Glenda, Di and Kath), and me, Ray. A few months ago a new resident moved in to a unit near by and his name is Keith. He is 70 years old, and like me, a widower. The two of us struck up a friendship quickly finding out we have similar interests in classic cars and anything mechanical. We both also came from an IT background. It’s interesting that earlier in out careers that we both worked on the same sort of mainframe computers but in different industries. It is great to be able to talk about “the good old times” with someone who knows and understands the same things. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in Retirement – The Pool [MF]

I’m a 72 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life with friends (especially with some of the women). What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to. Here are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

There is a pool at the retirement village but it is small and used mostly by residents with various ailments and mobility problems. Those of us in the ‘Supper Club’ prefer to go to the local public pool in the morning about once a week to swim a few laps in some attempt to keep a little fit. Some days we have four of us go, other days it may only be two. This week it was only two of us, Glenda (early 70s) and me.

We usually get there around 9:00am and leave by 11:00am. Some of the time is spent swimming and the remainder soaking it up in the spa chatting. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in Retirement – Back to the Beach [MFFF] [Group]

It’s been a while since I last posted any details of my fun at the retirement village, but here goes another one. There are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

I’m a 72 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life with friends (especially with some of the women). What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to.

In a previous post ([Off to the Beach](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7vepra/fun_in_retirement_part_2_off_to_the_beach_mff/)) I explained about our first group trip to the nudist beach. The basic story is I went with four women in their 70s to a nudist beach. With some trepidation we all eventually got ourselves naked and swam and sat around in the beach together. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in Retirement – Nosey Neighbours [MF]

There are [previous stories](https://www.reddit.com/user/rayvoit/posts/) if you want, but they aren’t really necessary to read.

I’m a 71 year old retired widower now living in a retirement village and having the time of my life with friends (especially with some of the women). What goes on is not what you would expect your grandfather or grandmother to get up to.

This is a little story about a recent bit of fun Claire and I had one night. This was different to the other fun we semi-regularly get up to together.

Claire has neighbours who’s backyard backs onto hers. From their bedroom window they can see over the fence to the back of her unit. They can’t see in much, just Claire’s head and shoulders when she walks around in her bedroom. She’s seen them looking in from time to time since we’ve been having the “Supper Club” meals at each other’s units. The “Supper Club” is a group of now 6 singles in our 70s who regularly take turns and cook meals for each other and have a great social time. Read more »

(_|_) Fun in Retirement – Part 3 – Di for a Shower [MF]

If you are interested in the whole back story, have a look at my previous posts. You don’t need to read them for this to make sense though.

* Part 1 – [Fun in Retirement – Part 1 – Claire](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7uz9xw/mf_fun_in_retirement_part_1_claire_mf/).

* Part 2 – [Fun in Retirement – Part 2 – Off to the Beach](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7vepra/fun_in_retirement_part_2_off_to_the_beach_mff/)

My neighbour is Di. She is now in her mid 70s, single and lives in the unit joined to mine. She is the sort of lady who is always willing to help a friend and ask nothing of it.

She is also the last person to go nude at our beach day a while ago. We didn’t think she’d do it, but you have to give it to her, she did. She actually got comfortable with it. So much so that she came on the remaining beach trips we’ve had following until it got to cold and we stopped.

This starts with the bathroom in my unit. The shower had always had a bit of a smell to it. It wasn’t the drain, but a wet musky smell all of the time. The problem finally came to a head when a tile fell off the wall down near the floor. It was wet in behind and the smell was a shocker. I could poke my finger through what was left of the wall behind where the tile had been. Read more »

Fun in Retirement – Part 2 – Off to the Beach [MFF] [Group]

For Part 1 see [Fun in Retirement – Part 1 – Claire](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7uz9xw/mf_fun_in_retirement_part_1_claire_mf/).

All names and locations have been changed to protect the guilty…

The fun, sex and partners I have had in the last 12 months at this retirement village is well and truly beyond my wildest dreams (well, actually not, but they can be pretty wild dreams). I had no idea that there is so much going on behind the closed doors – especially between the sheets – in these villages. I thought it would be all prim, proper and straight laced.

But thinking about it now, as you get older you realise that after a life of work and raising children that what time left it may as well be fun, especially where you have no major responsibilities left.

Just to be clear. The whole retirement village is not a giant swinger’s club. No way. Most of the residents are not even aware of what a few of us get up to. If they did, I’d hate to think what they would do. They would make life pretty uncomfortable I’m sure. Probably drive us out with pitch forkes. Read more »