Hang onto your hats, this is a bit long, but worth it, you can laugh with or at me at the end.
I was talking to a woman on POF a few years ago. We were both legit single, no side piece action at all. Things got pretty heated and a few kinky things were talked about. We decided to meet up for drinks one night. Meet at a local dive bar , she had come straight from work, I had a shower, got spiffed up and was at the bar when she got there. We had a couple drinks, danced a bit and things were going smashingly. She whispers in my ear “let’s go to my place” Boy howdy, we both nearly raced out of there.