Pancakes and Pussy-eating [FM]

In February 2010, I had recently moved from my college town back to my hometown. I still drove out fairly often to see friends and to hang out at my usual bar. So one weekend I drove out and was hanging with a friend who said didn’t really like “my” bar, but eventually, she relented and we went. The second I walk in the door everyone at the bar yells my name and starts applauding. My friend was not amused. We hung out for a while and then she said she was tired and wanted to go home. She drove us back to her place and I hopped in my car and drove straight back to the bar. I’m not playing games here. Every time I drove out to visit, my goal was to get fucked. She was dragging me down anyway and I could have better luck without her.

[FM] Doesn’t Everyone Have Sex Weekends with Old Church Friends?

A few years ago I reconnected with an old friend that I knew growing up. We went to church together from the time we were kids through high school and lost touch when we both moved out of state for college. We really weren’t super close friends before that anyway. So Facebook became a thing while we were in college and we ended up friends on that, but still weren’t really in touch. So I was surprised one day to get a message from him.

I was at a pool party at a friend’s house over that past weekend and one of the girls posted a photo of me in her album and tagged me. In the photo, I’m wearing a green push-up bikini top that boasts it adds 2 cup sizes to your bust. Seemed good to me, I loved the color and I love showing off my tits. My current bust size is a 36DD, and for some WEIRD reason, the top doesn’t come in DD? Can’t imagine why. So, I own a bikini top that is a size too small and adds 2 cup sizes to my DD tits. I was feeling myself at this party. So as I said, someone took a picture of me at this party, posted it on Facebook and tagged me. Given that I have relatives and other people who do not need to be seeing my tits on Facebook, I untagged myself almost immediately.