How I met my Eldritch wife [fiction] [monstergirl] [light tentacle play]

It was a warm summer day, the sun shone high in the sky, the birds chirped loudly in a jubilant chorus, and I hated it. I holed myself inside my gloomy apartment. I lived in a one-room studio apartment, I was sparse in my decorations, all I had was my bed, my closet, and my kitchenette.

I used to go to college, I wanted to become a history teacher once upon a time. At some point, I stopped going, around the same time I bought the book. Near where I live is an antique store with a rather large amount of old books. I only went there once but when I went I felt an almost magnetic pull to the book. It’s an old tome with yellowed pages. The cover is made of a deep crimson leather with black writing of a language I couldn’t read up until now.

I had spent months learning about the book and how to read its contents. Everything from shady message boards to buying strange things from the dark web. My efforts paid off, slowly but surely, I could decipher the text of the book.

The title was, direct.

Princess Serah and the stable boy

“One and all, I, Princess Serah, would like to thank you for coming to my coronation. As you know, my Father, King Correntha VII, has stepped down and has accelerated my position to queen.”

I read the lines from the page in my most regal tone, each word clipped to perfection and spoke as fluently as I could muster.

In the mirror I saw myself in my sleeping gown. The long flowing fabric was comfortable enough. In two weeks time, I would be hoisted onto the throne as an impromptu queen, in an impromptu fashion.

I sighed. I needed to take a break. I turned around to my magnificent four-post bed and laid down on its comfortable linens. I was petrified of my upcoming life, everyday I was made to practice and learn the ins and outs of being the leader of our small country.

*Fuck this* I thought to myself. *Father is dumping this on me, selfish lout.*

I sat up and stared forward. *I guess I should visit my favorite spot one last time, lord knows I won’t be able to as queen.*

Pokemon: Adults Only Tournament, Annie’s Sweet Scent.

Alright, Zella, It’s finally time to do this. nothing but the open road and everything ahead of me. my heart was thumping against my chest. I finally got my first pokemon yesterday, her name is [Hazel the Lopunny](https://imgur.com/a/wY1zTCV), she’s got some extra baggage, but I think she’ll be a good partner.

Two days ago I landed on Zeelin Island and today I was heading out to become the winner of an adults-only tournament. I was giddy with excitement, today was the start of something amazing.

I began walking down the dirt road to Brazza town. Prof. Kiwi told me that’s where I should head first, so, it was time to walk. Hazle walked beside me, bouncing slightly on her strong legs, it was still weird to see a pokemon with such large…assets. Every step she took made her extra flesh jiggle, it was a sight to behold.

Zeelin was a strange island for sure, it should be much more humid and hot but it felt like a cool spring day. Huge oak trees grew wildly on either side of me, sunlight barely permeating through the thick canopy enveloping the road.

Pokemon: Adults Only Tournament prolouge two

“Fuck fuck fuck.” I exclaimed, throwing on whatever clothes I could find. “i overslept, dammit.” I pulled the door to my temporary bungalow open to the outside world. Just yesterday I arrived at the Zeelin Islands, a tropical paradise, and the battle ground for my first ever pokemon tournament. After some excitement on the airplane, I guess my body wanted to rest more, cause I was over an hour late for my meeting with the profesor.

The rules of the tournament were fairly simple, trainers from all walks of life and all experience levels were given new pokemon and told to travel and fight. Well, orientation was an hour ago, and that’s when everyone was supposed to get their new partners.

I ran outside, it was warm here, the sun beamed brilliantly in the sky. if it wasn’t for the shade from the forest surrounding the town I think I would melt. the town itself was definitely. My flip-flops barely contained the heat from the pavement. I found the large white building, and a sign in it told me it was the laboratory.

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Pokemon: adults only tournament (prolouge)

Pokémon: the adults only tournament (prolouge)

The plane’s engines fired off, sending the large metal vehicle down the tarmac. The large airport rolled smoothly as I got comfortable in my first class seat. There were only four other passengers in first class with me. I didn’t recognize them, but one had a large coat and hood covering her face. Her figure was undeniably feminine even under the large black coat.

I shrugged and pulled out the brochure I was given before stepping on the plane.

The front showed a beautiful tropical island covered in lush vegetation and surrounded by crystal clear water.

Zeelin brochure

I was getting excited. I wasn’t allowed to go on my pokémon adventure until I turned eighteen. In my luggage was the small trophy that won me access to this tourney in the first place. Since I couldn’t have my adventure as a kid, I stuck with the card game, and well, here I am, on a plane bound for a prestigious island tournament where the best and brightest trainers from every region are gathering.

I could hardly contain my excitement.

Monsteria enyclopedia: Vlad/Sirona

I don’t remember much, other than Marcus leaving me in the wagon, then something loud, then I woke up in a beautiful home being attended to by a tall handsome man.

When I first woke up he was at my bedside, rubbing a moist cloth against my forehead, he had dark smokey eyes and dark-colored hair. a trimmed beard completed his grizzled look. 

When he spoke it was in a language I didn’t understand, it was flowery and smooth. He saw my confusion and cleared his throat, this time speaking in Chinese.

“Hello young maiden, I hope you are okay?”

his voice was beset in his throat, deep and smooth. his eyes sparkled like the infinite night. 

I couldn’t speak, I was stunned by his presence, his manner was that of a king, his aura that of a leader. 

my body went weak and I fell back asleep. dreaming of the mysterious man who saved me. my dreams followed the softness of his skin against mine, dreams of his figure lifting me on high and announcing our union to the world. In my dreams, he was the sweetest man in the world. We traveled to the ends of the horizon showing all those who witnessed who we were and what we were. 

monsteria encylopedia: spider. [monster girl] [quadruple handjob] [lifted missionary] [creampie] [facial] [multiple eyes] [erotica]

Oni and I spent a week in the matron’s care, indulging in the chance to relax for a little while.

The Matton taught me some things about my immortality.

I’m not exactly immortal.

I can die.

Not from old age or sickness, but from unnatural means. I heal quickly, but if my heart or head were to be damaged, well, then it wouldn’t really matter too much.

The Matron told me plainly, I’m a halfling god. Or Demi-god. 

The peach I ate all those years ago made me everlasting as long as I am careful.

It wasn’t easy to learn, but I’m glad I know for the future.

“Hey, Oni.”

She was sitting at the edge of a hot spring, her nude body covered in misty wetness.

“Yes, Marcus?”

“I have a favor I need.”

“Go ahead.” She stood up, stretching.

“Can you teach me to fight?”

“Sure, be nice to spar again, it’s been too long since I’ve really trained.”

“So, how do I start?”

She mulled it over, scratching her chin. 

“What do you want to learn? Hand to hand, using a weapon, bow, and arrow.”

Monsteria encyclopedia: Oni

It’s been four weeks since Lu and I have left Taiwan after her husband was murdered.

She has taken my offer to travel with me, accompanying me back to the mainland. She’s been solemn the whole of our time, but that’s understandable.

I have done my best to be a friend to her, allowing her to do as she pleases, crying, staying in the room, whatever she needs.

But my journey must continue soon, the thumping feeling in my skull has returned, shouting for me to explore.

Two months have passed since, and my body yearns for lands unknown and pleasure immaculate. 

Humanity is a strange thing to me now. I want to stay and help her grieve over her loss, but I simply cannot. 

In the morning I shall ask her to accompany me on my next journey, if she says no I will continue forth on my own.

Monsteria Encyclopedia: slime

Marcus Theroux DeLemange Montier, explorer, scientist, demigod, traitor.

My life has been an interesting one since that day many years ago. Long story short, I met a Chinese moon goddess and received immortality.

It’s been ten years since that moment. I was given a mission that day, ‘to experience the greatest pleasures known to man.’

That mission has burned its way down in my mind, like a headache, it throbs against my skull. 

I am still in Asia at the time of writing this. I have received word that I have had a bounty placed on my head for desertion to the French throne. Bah. I have a greater purpose now. 

I have heard tales of another place called Taiwan. A small island country near China. I made the necessary preparations and began my journey to the coast.

I’ve learned a few things about my immortality since days have passed. I do not age, I seem to have regressed into my prime. My body also seems to be at its peak of physical fitness at all times. No matter what I eat, or if I live sedentary. I do feel pain, as I have found out multiple times about testing my new prowess. I broke my leg while hiking. But after setting the bone in place, it seemed to heal in only a few days.

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Monsteria Encyclopedia: prologue Chinese dragon

Y.1335

My name is Marcus Theroux deLamange Montier. I have decided to keep a log of my journey to the east. Under the sponsorship of Lord Phillip of Valois, I am heading to the eastern country to catalog the species of flora and fauna of the region.

As I am writing this I am traveling across what the local denizens call, the silk road, I found a merchant who charged a fair rate for me to travel along with him to a place called China.

Many things have happened these past years. For one, the plagues have been quelled. A young doctor by the name of Xin came with a miraculous medicine that seemed to both cures and prevents the plague. But, a decision had to be made concerning the myriad of sick that still perpetrate.

The sick and unfortunate were rounded up and sent to exile where the plague started, England. They have been locked away behind huge iron walls. It was a lengthy process, but it was for the good of the rest of us.

Luckily being under the employ of Lord Philip, I was granted a dose of the medicine before succumbing to my sickness.