My ex just had a baby… [MF]

So I just found out that my ex had a baby recently. Here’s a little story about me and the new dad.

When we were in college, we met through a common friend and instantly hit it off and he took my number. After that we talked or chatted into a few mornings before he asked me out. He knew a place with the best pizza in town. Turns out this place was a summer house his parents used, a little dusty from little visit at the time. But he had prepared a cozy balcony spot with lights and a bunch of messy flowers between our wine glasses. The balcony overlooked a view of the mountains and there was a big moon in view.

After a pleasant dinner, he sat next to me and moved me over to rest my head on his shoulder, while he rubbed his arm across my body to keep me warm from the night chill. Eventually I looked up to his face and we kissed. He used much more tongue than I would have liked but he turned out to be fast adaptive and coachable. He put his hands exactly where and how I liked and I ended up staying the night asleep between his arms.

That’s a lot of tit play and finger fucking for just B[FF]s

I met Alex through common friends. Me in my early to mid 20s, she in her late 20s. I can’t say I didn’t suspect she was gay because she’s one of those boyish girls that stands out in their features and mannerisms. Still, it was pretty innocent and unassuming at first. I was also identified as pretty solidly straight at the time. We instantly hit it off. She was blunt and had a genuine feel to her. She wasn’t in your face funny but she laughed at my jokes and threw a witty sarcastic line every now and then. She had a great smile. Cute brown short hair and brown eyes that wrinkled up at the sides when she smiled in that really lovable way.

At first I didn’t find her body attractive as being a voluptuous girl myself, I tend to think skinnier girls are luckier when it comes to wearing clothes and not having to worry much about looking good in them, but at the expense of looking kind of bland naked. Well, she had a boyish figure and had a mostly flat ass, a bit of love handles although her entire torso was pretty much the same circumference, apart for her surprising 34C cup hangers. The boobs were usually well hidden though, and they were a pretty nice discovery – more on that later.

[MF] 8-month sexual buildup release while high as a kite

I met Sean when both of us had some time off and were crashing at a friend’s house in Boston. Both of us were gonna be there for 2 weeks in February and we overlapped that one week in between. Our friend went to bed early during the week and we stayed up and watched random movies, drank and talked and eventually passed out till noon.

The night before he left I wished we had more time to get closer because I liked him. We were sitting on the couch I slept on and he was telling me about his brother and nephew so he started to show me some pictures on his phone. I pretended to not be able to see properly from where I was sitting and moved as close to him as I could that I could feel
his breath on my ear. He took the hint and put his arm around me. I rested my head a little on his shoulder and we continued to talk like nothing was happening and like our hearts weren’t pounding out of our chests.

[MF] Hungarian Thighslapper

A couple of years ago I traveled from the US to Europe for my friend’s wedding. My friend was marrying a Hungarian she’d met at work 6 months prior – they had hit it off instantly and “just knew.” At the reception, I was seated at the (young) singles table and was getting the attention of a good looking guy sitting across from me. Andras was well built, dark hair and blue eyes and a smile I felt straight in my uterus. Our table was small and discussion included almost all of us. Emboldened by an appreciative audience, I turned on the wit and sarcasm, which I could tell resonated with him. A few people around the table weren’t on the same page though and we had to explain some jokes to them, which created like a cocky bonding (not yet literally) between us.

[MF] Teasing my friend’s bf with my DDs while wearing her pjs

After work yesterday I went over to a friend’s house to chill, smoke up and watch a movie. When I got there she was already in pjs. Seeing as I was in my suit and heels, she offered me pjs. I was pretty tired and wanted to relax so I said yes although I wasn’t sure how’d that work out since she’s pretty skinny and flat. Im not: https://imgur.com/a/zOyG1j7

She got me like a white tank top and a pair of blue green shorts. The top overstretched to cover just about up to my nipples and the shorts… lol. Like half my ass was hanging out. But whatever I’ve known my friend forever and we’ve seen each other in way less. Anyway so halfway through the movie she gets a buzz on her phone and leaves for a bit. Few minutes later walks back in with her boyfriend whose plans had apparently changed.

[MF] We broke up but the night we met was hot AF

When I met Michael we were both 28. But that may have been pretty much the only thing we had in common.

Emotionally, we were in pretty different places as I hadn’t been with anyone for a couple of years and he had called off an engagement a few months prior to that. Intellectually, we were on different levels too. I was more educated than he was and had a more demanding career. He wasn’t interested in most concepts or news I found cool and he thought I worked too much wasting my life. Maybe worst of all was that wit was lost on him and I had to either explain my jokes to him or just dumb it down. He preferred unsophisticated dirty jokes and politically incorrect jokes, graphic memes and videos of people getting hurt or politicians getting into fights on tv.

Sexual [f]irsts with a [m]arried guy I met online

Been a fan of this sub forever and finally decided to create an account so I can “give back”. First time I try this so would love your feedback. Oh and excuse typos I’m on my phone on web. Here it goes!

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I’m in my late 20s and have been a single girl for a long time. I’ve been with guys but I’m not very experienced and have been wanting to change that. I’ve been exploring dating apps recently. I matched with Joe one random night and we agreed we’d meet up for drinks at a bar we both liked in the city. Joe is a serious man who works at an international NGO providing groundwork refugee support around the globe – hot. Dark hair. Well shaven face. Brooding dark eyes. Clearly hits the gym in his free time and has a bit of a belly. I was a bit put off at first by his non-existent humor but then he conversation about his work was interesting and I liked how it flowed from there.