The new girl had, let me tell you, because I can’t say it any other way, the most amazing butt I’d ever seen. It was the kind of butt that made every head turn around from the moment she first stepped into the spotlight. It was the kind of butt that made couples in the vicinity start to argue immediately, without understanding exactly why they were doing it. It was the kind of butt that any men witnessing it walking down the street would be put in a fierce, hormonal, berserker state, making them run home and give their girls the most passionate tie of their lives. Round, strong, perky, cheeks bursting with this immense power that could ravage her jeans, and a power so immense it would transfer itself to men around and make them also ravage their jeans.
It was that butt I was about to have.