(I’m a dude btw, but this story isn’t about me…)
*Now listen up boys wherever you roam*
*And I’ll tell you bout the biggest slut I ever known*
*She had dirty blonde hair, puffy cocksuckin lips*
*A huge pair of melons and an ass twice as big*
*And everywhere she went she was slobbing on dicks*
*Cos Tits-Out Tammy was a fat fuckpig!*
Gather round fellas and grab your dicks because I’m about to tell you some true tales that have kept me pumping it for almost a decade. They concern a gal that was known as Tits-Out Tammy (or often just Titty for short) that moved into the house I was living in back in the day. Tammy hasn’t picked up her nickname at that point and was just a chick moving out of her boyfriend’s and looking for a room. Me and my pal Stevie were advertising one and in a slightly desperate position regarding rent (our friend had just moved in with his girl). We couldn’t get anyone in and didn’t want to scrape up the extra rent between us.