Author: pseudonym_de_plume

A holiday gift [f]or [m]e

The recent holiday trip home stirred my memory, so I am sharing this story. Long intro, scroll down, if you must, for the better stuff.

For many years, the family next door had 2 daughters close in age to my sister and I. Sofia, the oldest daughter, was a year older than me, and the second daughter was 2 years younger than me. She was the same age as my sister. In our younger years, Sofia was a bossy girl. In our teen years, she was the first girl I remember noticing because she was developed before most other girls I was around. Other than talking many times and our families doing barbecues or other things, we didn’t really hang out.

Alexandra was the second daughter. She was often called Xandra (pronounced “Zandra”) or just “Z”. In fact, my sister used to have great fun with my name “Jay” and the name “Z” because of the famous guy. She use to think that his name was some sign from the universe that Z and I were to be married or something someday. Whatever. For a long time Z had been just about as annoying to me as my sister. Read more »

Vacation at the beach house [MF]

Usually, my stories are about things that happened to me years ago. This happened just a couple of weekends ago, and I really have to share it. Sorry for the long intro.

After a long year, I reached out to my old friend, Kevin, to ask if I could use his beach house. We have a long-standing agreement that I can do work on the house and not have to pay the daily rental fee. I also had to keep the place clean, so he wouldn’t have to schedule the cleaning service after I left. That was never an issue. I needed a break from work, so I planned to take a few days off to make a long weekend. Kevin let me know when the house was available, so I was ready for an early August get-away. This go around, my job was to replace some of the deck boards, steps, and also screw down some loose ones. This didn’t seem like that big of a task. I brought down some tools. Kevin was to have the deck boards delivered. I figured I could knock it out in stages each morning. I would be able to get some much-needed relaxation on the beach, and then get back home for work before Monday. Read more »

A night out with [f]riends [m]akes an unexpected turn

I was invited out with some friends to go to a club known pretty well for its atmosphere and the drugs that could be found. Kenny was an old friend who I saw occasionally but didn’t hang out with much. Andy was a gay friend of Kenny’s. They were roommates for two years of college. Ginny was Kenny’s girlfriend at the time of this story. Stephanie was friends with Ginny and Andy. She was lesbian. Steph and Ginny had invited along a girl named Katie.

Andy was tall with shoulder-length, light brown hair that he tied back. Ginny was a short, light-skinned Latina with dark curly hair. Kenny had short brown hair, was wiry and lanky. Stephanie had short hair and a strong, athletic physique. Katie was about 5’4″, midway between Ginny and Steph, a petite brunette, but with a platinum pixie-cut.

Together, the 6 of us were going to the club to party a little and score some Ecstasy. We all met at Kenny’s and drove downtown together. Kenny said Andy was the best at getting the drugs we wanted. Once we had the stuff, we were quickly heading to Kenny’s place. I hadn’t taken any in aover a year and considered myself having mostly “outgrown” partying in general. Andy, Kenny, Ginny, and Steph dabbled in the party scene regularly. I also suspected they were into smoking some harder stuff. Katie had never done E, and Steph had brought her along to try it for the first time. Read more »

A lucky song [MF]

A while back, I had some good success or luck when the song “I’ll Make Love to You” by Boyz 2 Men was on the radio. I heard the song again, just recently, and decided to share these 3 incidents. They took place across a 4-year span. The song was popular during that time.

The first time, I lost my virginity when the song came on the radio. Because the rules require adult participants in the stories, I won’t say too much. It was the last week of high school. We were at my parents’ place. The making out was very heavy, hands were wandering everywhere. Boyz 2 Men came on the radio, and after a few rounds of the chorus, she whispered, “Make love to me.” A couple of minutes later, I was done. Read more »

[MF] One time my neighbor was looking out or me

Been lurking for a long time. This is one story I’ve been wanting to tell.

Years ago, I lived with my uncle while going to college. We lived on a street with a great neighbor, Michelle. She’s not who this story is about, but she definitely defined MILF in my young mind.

After losing my virginity at the end of high school, sex was very infrequent. I had to work and pay my way through school. It made it hard to find spare time and make new female friends. And, as you will read, I may have missed several opportunities because of over thinking things.

Michelle was an awesome neighbor. Her porch was the social center of much of the street. After living there a few years, we had come to know each other well. She knew how busy I was and of my struggles with the ladies.

On weekends, my uncle would usually stay at his girlfriend’s house. I would usually go out to the clubs on Friday or Saturday night with no worries about getting in late. Read more »