This is the true story of how before marrying my wife, I managed to get into some serious trouble with one of our close friends. Or alternatively, you could call it “The true story of how I had to choose between two fantastic women from Thailand.” Everything you are about to read is true with minimal embellishment. It all happened around 2013. I (28M) was in graduate school in a professional field, living in a converted greek frat house, now just a co-operative house with no greek affiliation. It was on campus but technically it’s own thing. There were about 25 students living in the house, all in close quarters but with our own private rooms. Everything else was communal. Needless to say, lots of close friends were made, and it was hard to avoid running into each other. Fair warning, this story involves cheating. It was the last time it ever happened and it was a learning experience.