I [F][29] flew to San Diego for vacation; got some nice vitamin D [M][31]

Hello again. It’s me, your favorite newly divorced millennial woman; with another story about re-discovering my inner heaux.

I’ve been a little stressed out lately. I’m moving, my job is stressful as fuck lately, and to top it off my seasonal allergies have come back with a vengeance.

I definitely need to relax a bit.

My two best friends somehow, someway, convince me to go on vacation. So we booked a trip to San Diego. A couple of days before we leave, I set my Tinder to SD. I am obviously going to fuck someone while I’m here.

So. I added, “(in San Diego for the week, show me a good time?)” to the top of my profile. ?

I start talking to this guy, let’s call him James, the day before I leave. James is pretty hot – 5’10, blonde hair, green eyes, surfer (abs). My other submissions have descriptions of what I look like.

We get to know each other a bit. At first. As a prolific dirty texter/nude selfie artist, I was very clear about what was going to happen. I saw his dick; he saw my tits – we agreed that we did, in fact, want to fuck the shit out of each other.

“Fuck being good, I’m [29F] a bad bitch ” (my first post-divorce dick appointment [35M] PT. 2) [MF]

Hello again.

To recap – I just came out of a decade-long relationship. [Here’s part one for those who missed my first adventure.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/m03b99/fuck_being_good_im_29f_a_bad_bitch_my_first/)

We left off with me driving naked to my friend’s house – let’s call him Leo. I arrive and calmly knocked on the door. I was a little nervous but more so excited. I thoroughly enjoy seducing men and have missed the chase. Leo greets me, we hug for a second, and he lets me in.

We chit chat for a while, then he asks, “do you want me to take your coat”. I smile. It is fucking on like Donkey Kong. We stare at each other as I unzip my jacket. He gives me the once over, and then we stare at each other again. He takes off his shirt, and I see a HUGE Leo symbol tattoo on his peck.

I smile. “Oh god, you’re a Leo too? This will be fun,” I say. He grabs me, and we finally kiss. I wrapped my hands around his neck and leaned into his body.

“Fuck being good, I’m [29F] a bad bitch ” (my first post-divorce dick appointment [35M] PT. 1) [MF]

Well. Hello again, it is time for another hoe tale.

I got divorced last year after being with my ex for nearly a decade. For the first few months as a newly single, I was very much on some “Eat, Pray, Love” shit. I took my divorce as an opportunity to finish transforming into a bad bitch…I’ve described myself before 5’4, size 6, 36C, curvy but in shape. I have a beautiful face – think “LA face with an Oakland booty.” At 29, I feel and look better than I ever have in my life. I got a new place. Got a big promotion. Overall, I feel great, but something is missing, and I finally figured out what it was.

Dick.

After 8 months of no sex, I was ready to return to the streets because hoe is life. Since I was off the market for so long, I had never been on the apps. It’s honestly incredible to me that you can get dick/pussy on demand. Anyway, I download Tinder and Bumble to start seeing what’s out there. Last week I matched with this guy on Bumble; he’s hot, has a nice body, and gives off BDE. I forgot to message him, so he extended the match twice. That got my attention.

When I was 18 [F] I met a MILF [F] on CL. She ate my pussy on the living room couch. [FF]

(For background – this happened over ten years ago, but something I still often think about. I posted this one before. That account got deleted. Starting to repost my hoe tales. Hope you enjoy!)

My senior year of highschool one of my friends told me about the “casual encounters” page on Craigslist. She showed it to me on her phone and we giggled about the posts. I went home and started browsing on the “W4W” section. I have always loved older women and fantasized about having sex with one.

I’ve been a tease my whole life, especially in my late teenage years and early 20s. I decided to make an ad after a few weeks of browsing and getting scared and backing out. I made a burner email account and took some pictures of me in a thong and bra in hopes of luring an older woman into fucking me – I don’t remember if I even cropped out my face in the ad or not.