I’m a professional procrastinator (f/m)

I’m a 3rd year college student and I have two important midterms on Monday. However the stress got to me and instead of studying today I decided to put on panties, jeans, a bra, and a sweater and head out the door. I went on the subway and went to the very last westbound stop — a place that I’ve never been to — and just started walking around.

I didn’t really have a plan. At first I was trying to find any areas where I could hide, strip naked, and finger myself. But that didn’t happen. I walked into convenience stores, coffee shops, and a supermarket hoping that a guy would hit on me and I’d let him bend me over in an alley. But nobody approached me.

At this point I realized that I had to be the one initiating. So I walked around some more and found a small bike shop.

“Hi. I know this is a bike store but I’m really horny right now. Is there any chance you could help me?” I said.

“Uh. No. Sorry. I don’t think so.” He said.