Hi, this is my first post here. Be nice, I guess?
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# The First Date
A few years ago, when I was about 30, I met an extremely memorable woman on Tinder who we’ll call C. C was tall, 21, and had gorgeous natural boobs (DD, I believe?) that stretched through any top she wore. She was proud of her body and showed it off happily on Tinder: her profile included pictures of her in a bikini top, a low cut tank top, and a dress that showed off the exact curves of her chest. I swiped right and got that delicious hit of dopamine that accompanies everyone’s favorite fullscreen notification: “You matched!”