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It’s all about the timing.
It all started with some fairly mediocre sex one Sunday. I went on a date with this lovely guy I met few days earlier and one thing led to another and u know the drill.
But oh dear, I forgot how boring sex can be… It was the kinda sex that you don’t even need a shower afterwards, you know what I mean?
Also, it’s not that size matters but I have kinda forgotten that cocks do come in smaller sizes 🙈 I have been spoiled.
So there’s me on Monday evening, positively sulking about my currently disappointing sex life when a text message from my ex comes through…. And let me tell you, we did not break up because sex was bad, that’s for sure.
Talk about the timing!