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My [M] New Squeeze and other [F] stuff update

I related some what to me are strange situations, about how white haired women showed up bearing food and with what to me were clear intentions of maybe, just maybe.. catching me?

I ain’t broke and I have a few toys around that make that show, which is probably how these older single females find themselves interested in and old fart like me in the first place.

Looked like that to me, anyways, and I admit to be guilty in that I took advantage of the situation. Still, I did have things more or less under control. (Sometimes more “less” than not, but oh well.) A few tears, a bit of pouting when I mentioned the relationship was not really going anywhere, but no dishes thrown (yet) like happened once back when I was in my 20’s. I will never forget that one, she was rather athletic, and was yelling at me about “giving me her ass!” while pegging cups, saucers, and plated plus other stuff my way.

I let them down kinder and gentler now…. Read more »

I [M] had a date last night with my new [F] friend

I have written several stories, most are fantasy, or at the minimum I make an effort to heat things up. But this one, and the ones about my massages over the last few months are as true as I can make them.

Hell, when the wife passed, I figured at my age life was over and I was kind of waiting for the good lord to come for me. So finding a couple of rather naughty massage therapists really helped get an old man going again. Sure, I am paying them for a sex act, so what?

Anyway, here is yesterday.

I mentioned in my last post that when Martha, the 60-something lady that has been coming by with pastries was over, I asked her out to dinner. Just an impulse, she was sitting there with her blouse undone, letting me see she wasn’t wearing any bra. That seemed to delight her, and last night I picked her up in my big old Ram pickup, we went over to this place that does fish on the waterfront. Read more »

My [M] Massage Therapy experience update

There seems to be interest in what this old man has going on, so I might as well write about it. I am 77 now, so anything sexy one would think might be rare, yet oddly, things seem to be rather busy.

This last year was a serious PIA, the damn pandemic meant the massage profession was not allowed to practice, so I could not even get a legitimate massage, not even with a mask. But now, having gotten both Moderna shots, suddenly things improved.

A few months back, I lost my wife to Cancer, she was a decade younger than me so that was a shock. But even while we were married, I got massages regularly, a habit developed in my 30’s. My wife knew all about it, and accepted the sometimes happy ending since towards the last, sex became a chore for her. I have managed to stay reasonably virile although I know my own time is coming. Read more »

My [M] latest massage at home experience

Since I am now a widower, 77 years old yet everything still works, finding a partner, at least one that interests me is not exactly easy. There are a few white haired little old ladies around, on even showed up with a pie, hair dyed, makeup, nice dress. She is 66 and has those “few extra pounds” which doesn’t hurt anything really. But I learned long ago that before getting into any relationship with any female, I had better be sure I want to keep them.

Apple pie was sure good, though. Had me some Vanilla ice cream with it. Then nice conversation, sent her home looking a bit disappointed.

One outlet I like is massage, and finding a gal that will do the naughtier kind is great. In fact, since I don’t have to do anything at all but lie back and enjoy, massage is my favorite from of sex. Then add in one that offers some voyeuristic delights, hell, that’s perfection.

But, for many years, I have also enjoyed legitimate massages, probably far more than the naughty kind. Read more »

My [M] Massage therapy Surprise Update

I said I would post what happened when the daughter showed up, so here it is. Most of my stories are from way back, now in my old age not a hell of a lot goes on, but this last experience was something else.

I was peeking out the window yesterday, waiting for my home massage lady to show up. Right on time the little hatchback thing she drives comes down my driveway.

The first thing different was she had on shorts and a halter top, it was maybe 65 degrees out, not bad for the Oregon coast. Always before, she had on one of those workout suits, like people wear at the gym or out running.

The 2nd thing I noticed was she had on makeup, before she didn’t wear any at all that I could see.

She got set up, left the room, I peeled down and climbed on the table, big towel over my fanny, and I was expecting her to maybe do like her Mom did, come in naked. But nope, still shorts, halter top, I just relaxed as she went to work. Everything felt just like it did the half dozen times or so she worked on my poor old back before, and not much talking. Read more »

My [M] Massage therapy Surprise

I haven’t posted for awhile, usually I write about memories, I am older now and remembering a few naughty things is still fun.

But a couple of months ago, almost three actually, I was sitting in my Van at a stop light when this old guy ran into the back of me with his huge Dodge pickup. I got the short end of that stick, Van totaled, back ruined, he scratched his crash bars he had on the front of the damn thing, broke a headlight.

Insurance took care of everything, I had nothing broken but my already bad back was now worse. I got x-rayed, all fine, The Doc said massage might help, so she prescribed which means Medicare covers that, cool!

I found a nice lady, sort of cute, maybe 24-25, she comes right to the house, perfectly legitimate rubdown, felt good and helped, NBD. Medicare pays for it, $75 a session. That is her fee anyway, Medicare probably discounts that but I haven’t got claim forms yet. I tip her $10 each time, she is pretty good.

Last Saturday, my phone rang, she asked if she could send her Mom by since something came up and she could not be there. Fine with me, massage is massage. Read more »

My [M] first mother in law [F]

This is from WAY back and was a period when I was only beginning to realize that women like sex just as much as men do, they just prefer no one else knows about it.

I was dating this gal named Sharon, a tiny little thing, 93 pounds and barely 4′ 8″ tall.

A bit of petting was OK, bare breasts was her limit, and she would rub my dick as long as her panties stayed on.

The one problem was, she lived a bit over 100 miles away from the ranch I lived on with my folks.

One night about midnight, I dropped her off, her Mother told me I could stay in their spare bedroom, since she didn’t want me driving all the way home in the dark, so I accepted. That became a regular thing, every Friday night I slept there, then went home the next day.

Her Dad was a small on the nerdy side guy, very quiet, her Mom was a bit on the big side, not bad and good looking in a way, with a dominant personality. Read more »

My [M] only time with one of my students [F]

Way back, like decades, I was teaching a massage therapy class at a place called the Oregon School of Massage in Portland.

The only credentials required was a license to practice, which I had. What I didn’t have was a lot of clients, being a male in that business back then was very tough and most of the male therapists were gay.

The only reason I was teaching was I thought it might be a way to pick up a few clients, the pay was $11.00 and hour too which was pretty good back then, but I only got three hours and had four classes each week.,

One class, there was a 25 year old redhead, long flowing hair, green eyes, round wire framed glasses, she always wore a short shirt and those criss cross tops, they called them “sizzler” outfits. No bra, I never saw her ever wear one.

The fun began when we got to the partner up portion, I put the names in a bowl and everyone drew who they would work on for the class. One class they practiced, the next class they switched. Read more »

The Story Behind My Wife [F] and what ended us [M/F]

# The Story Behind my wife {F} and what ended us.

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A few asked, I posted a response to another story a bit back that was about a disabled fellow.

We had a similar experience.

My wife at the time was a massage therapist, she worked in an area spa, all legitimate stuff. She did have four clients that she worked on at home, before we were married.

I met her at the spa, liked her, asked her out and she said yes, but if she did I could no longer be her client at the spa, rules and things like that. She also told me she could work on me at home, which was great. We married after about 6 months, that was all rather quick but we were having sex at close to every possible opportunity. But she stopped the working at home stuff after we got married.

The disabled guy next door we saw quite a bit, we took a liking to him. He was crippled, on crutches, bunch of other problems. My wife started giving him rubdowns, she felt sorry for him, and for free since she thought he was broke. That turned out to be not true, seems way earlier he had invested a few grand in some technology stocks, so.. he was NOT poor, of course we knew nothing about that. Read more »

A story here reminded me [M] of what happened with our home masseuse [F]

I haven’t been posting much lately, even though at my current age I am probably full of stories about some of my early days.

This one was back when I was married to my 2nd wife, (mistake #2 but, she was a redhead and 18 years old and had a body that…OK, you get the picture.)

I was running an auto repair shop, which is constant heavy stuff so there is the bad back and the sore muscles and all of that. Mostly Aspirin and griping, which my wife decided to help with by having a “massage therapist’ lady she knew and used come by the house and give me a rubdown.

Now, due to that spectacular 18 years old redhead, my IQ at the time barely registered into the double digits, so it never crossed my mind to ask HOW, at her age, she even knew a massage therapist.

But, what the hell, I found myself face down on a table, towel over my bare ass, and this touch on the BIG side gal working me over. Which, I will admit, felt.. GOOD! Read more »