I look into your eyes. I smell the whiskey on your breath. You might be just tipsy enough to enjoy what’s coming next.
“Well I’m going to have to close the windows for your present…”
“Fine by me!” You lean back, putting your hands behind your head, and crossing one leg on your knee.
A few months ago, we watched a few tutorials on how to do a strip tease. We had laughed so hard we cried, practicing in front of the TV to 90’s R&B. We hadn’t talked about it since then. But I rewatched the tutorials last week. I didn’t practice much, because doing a strip tease for myself in the mirror was… Weird. But I hoped you’d appreciate the effort, anyways. Maybe you’d be too distracted by the lacy things I was wearing to notice how terrible the dance was.
I ordered a set in your favorite color on me–black. It’s a full set: push up bra, garter belt and fishnet stockings, and a teeny tiny G-string. I’m wearing it all under a pretty nondescript t-shirt and jeans (hence your confusion) to heighten the surprise.